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Bammer wrote:Dayamn. Did you have to mop up afterwards?
I was going to try to squish it between my hands, or with two small objects in my hands, which yes, would have made quite the juicy mess, but Raz summoned a can of "spider spray" which just took a few squirts and it was squirming and throwing its legs all around in a fit of panic for about 2 minutes until it finally ceded its soul to Death, still attached to a lone string of web, dangling there. I then opened an empty 1/2 gallon milk carton and put him in there, pulled til the sticky, stretchy web detached, closed the lid, and finally bid farewell to my new, poor, unlucky friend. Meanwhile, very pregnant and hormonal, arachnophobic Raz was convulsing in horror and disgust, simultaneously afraid to watch and to not watch, in case it escaped and I neglected to tell her somehow. I found the entire affair way too amusing for a loving husband to a woman in her state.
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You're right. sigh...
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Meanwhile, all that spider ever did to you was kill a bunch of Zika carrying mosquitoes who would have otherwise bitten your pregnant wife.

Nice.
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Yeah I know I tell her that every time. I like spiders. She just won't take no for an answer. She wants it to die the most gruesome, painful death possible.
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tragabigzanda wrote:Image
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Last Saturday night near our lake house.

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Chris_H_2 wrote:Last Saturday night near our lake house.

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what a dump.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:Last Saturday night near our lake house.

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what a dump.
it's a slow grower, warts and all
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:Last Saturday night near our lake house.

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what a dump.
it's a slow grower, warts and all
still wild as hell that's a lake
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

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dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:Last Saturday night near our lake house.

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what a dump.
it's a slow grower, warts and all
still wild as hell that's a lake
it's a great lake, mister.
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Y'alls lakes really are too big. You cannot be trusted.
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weird take soma
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