Is Cinnabon gross?

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Is Cinnabon gross?

Yes it's gross
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No it's not gross
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Re: Is Cinnabon gross?

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late to the party, but cinnabon is fucking disgusting for a myriad of reasons
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tragabigzanda wrote:late to the party, but cinnabon is fucking disgusting for a myriad of reasons
a cinnabon/cookout merger is likely.
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They use special cinnamon.
One of the first things you notice the moment you sink your teeth into a piping hot Cinnabon is that cinnamon flavor. Of course, any cinnamon roll is going to have cinnamon flavor, but Cinnabon doesn't use just any cinnamon. The proprietary blend, trademarked "Makara," is from the Korintjie region of West Sumatra in Indonesia, and it makes all the difference.

Jennifer Hollwill, Cinnabon's Senior Director of Culinary Research and Development told MyRecipes how it's different from what you'd buy at the grocery store, and why it makes their cinnamon rolls stand out. "We source our cinnamon from a specific growing region, and at very high elevations, and this contributes to the superior quality in the product. The Saigon cinnamon on grocery store shelves is very different. While others may harvest or buy cinnamon from the same Korintje region in Indonesia, Cinnabon has its own specs and quality control measures for the Makara cinnamon used in our products. Specifically, our cinnamon is unique due to its high volatile oil and cellulose content [making its spice robust and more pungent]. It's what provides that unmistakable aroma and ooey-gooey thick consistency to Cinnabon's world famous cinnamon rolls..."
https://www.mashed.com/143122/this-is-w ... -delicious
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Norris wrote:maphisto is a fucking clown of a human being why does anyone engage with him?
You're an angry, bitter person. I wish you happiness.
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macphisto wrote:
spike wrote:i think macphisto knows cinnabon is gross, this is just some weird make america great again take.
It's sad that you feel the need to make everything political.

"Eww, it's gross!" is a childish take.
i'm suggesting that's what you're doing, perhaps subconsciously.
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spike wrote:
macphisto wrote:
spike wrote:i think macphisto knows cinnabon is gross, this is just some weird make america great again take.
It's sad that you feel the need to make everything political.

"Eww, it's gross!" is a childish take.
i'm suggesting that's what you're doing, perhaps subconsciously.
I'm suggesting you're wrong.
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macphisto wrote:
spike wrote:
macphisto wrote:
spike wrote:i think macphisto knows cinnabon is gross, this is just some weird make america great again take.
It's sad that you feel the need to make everything political.

"Eww, it's gross!" is a childish take.
i'm suggesting that's what you're doing, perhaps subconsciously.
I'm suggesting you're wrong.
how would you know?
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macphisto wrote:They use special cinnamon.
One of the first things you notice the moment you sink your teeth into a piping hot Cinnabon is that cinnamon flavor. Of course, any cinnamon roll is going to have cinnamon flavor, but Cinnabon doesn't use just any cinnamon. The proprietary blend, trademarked "Makara," is from the Korintjie region of West Sumatra in Indonesia, and it makes all the difference.

Jennifer Hollwill, Cinnabon's Senior Director of Culinary Research and Development told MyRecipes how it's different from what you'd buy at the grocery store, and why it makes their cinnamon rolls stand out. "We source our cinnamon from a specific growing region, and at very high elevations, and this contributes to the superior quality in the product. The Saigon cinnamon on grocery store shelves is very different. While others may harvest or buy cinnamon from the same Korintje region in Indonesia, Cinnabon has its own specs and quality control measures for the Makara cinnamon used in our products. Specifically, our cinnamon is unique due to its high volatile oil and cellulose content [making its spice robust and more pungent]. It's what provides that unmistakable aroma and ooey-gooey thick consistency to Cinnabon's world famous cinnamon rolls..."
https://www.mashed.com/143122/this-is-w ... -delicious
This actually did make it sound better and more interesting.
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macphisto wrote:They use special cinnamon.
One of the first things you notice the moment you sink your teeth into a piping hot Cinnabon is that cinnamon flavor. Of course, any cinnamon roll is going to have cinnamon flavor, but Cinnabon doesn't use just any cinnamon. The proprietary blend, trademarked "Makara," is from the Korintjie region of West Sumatra in Indonesia, and it makes all the difference.

Jennifer Hollwill, Cinnabon's Senior Director of Culinary Research and Development told MyRecipes how it's different from what you'd buy at the grocery store, and why it makes their cinnamon rolls stand out. "We source our cinnamon from a specific growing region, and at very high elevations, and this contributes to the superior quality in the product. The Saigon cinnamon on grocery store shelves is very different. While others may harvest or buy cinnamon from the same Korintje region in Indonesia, Cinnabon has its own specs and quality control measures for the Makara cinnamon used in our products. Specifically, our cinnamon is unique due to its high volatile oil and cellulose content [making its spice robust and more pungent]. It's what provides that unmistakable aroma and ooey-gooey thick consistency to Cinnabon's world famous cinnamon rolls..."
https://www.mashed.com/143122/this-is-w ... -delicious
Fuckin hipster gourmet bully thread.
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Norris wrote:maphisto is a fucking clown of a human being why does anyone engage with him?
Now now no need to get personal

This thread is about whether Cinnabon is gross
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Jorge wrote:
Norris wrote:maphisto is a fucking clown of a human being why does anyone engage with him?
Now now no need to get personal

This thread is about whether Cinnabon is gross
Your thread is tearing us apart.
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tragabigzanda wrote:late to the party, but cinnabon is fucking disgusting for a myriad of reasons
List the reasons please
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Sodium benzoate?

That's bad
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Jorge wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:late to the party, but cinnabon is fucking disgusting for a myriad of reasons
List the reasons please
One caramel pecanbon has 75g of added sugars and 1090 calories and the following ingredients [emphasis mine]:

ENRICHED FLOUR (BLEACHED WHEAT FLOUR, MALTED BARLEY FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE
MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID), BROWN SUGAR, MARGARINE [PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED
SOYBEAN AND COTTONSEED OILS, LIQUID SOYBEAN OIL,
WATER, SALT, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, SOY
LECITHIN, WHEY SOLIDS, SODIUM BENZOATE (PRESERVATIVE), ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, BETA CAROTENE,
VITAMIN A PALMITATE ADDED], WATER, SUGAR, CARAMEL SAUCE [HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SUGAR,
WATER, CORN SYRUP, CREAM, BUTTER, BUTTERMILK, MILK, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, NATURAL AND
ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES
, SALT, POTASSIUM SORBATE (PRESERVATIVE), SODIUM
CITRATE], PECANS, Cream Cheese (Pasteurized Milk and Cream, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Carob bean Gum,
Guar Gum), PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL (SOYBEAN, COTTONSEED), CINNAMON, EGGS,
BUTTERMILK, YEAST , SALT, SOYBEAN OIL, CORN SYRUP, HONEY, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, EGG
WHITES WITH SODIUM LAURYL SULFATE,
WHEAT STARCH, SOY FLOUR, MOLASSES, WHEY, MODIFIED
CORN STARCH, INVERT SUGAR, PECTIN, SORBIC ACID, SODIUM STEAROYL LACTYLATE,
AZODICARBONAMIDE
, L-CYSTEINE, CALCIUM STEARATE, SILICON DIOXIDE (ANTICAKING AGENT),
ASCORBIC ACID, LACTIC ACID, POTASSIUM SORBATE (PRESERVATIVE), NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL
FLAVORS, YELLOW #5
.

Also they taste like lukewarm jizz on a microwaved catcher's mitt.
yeah, but evidently because you're at a mall or in the airport, you're supposed to ignore all other food options, overlook the horrible nutritional information, and treat it as some sort of guilty pleasure delicacy.

the answer is "yes," jorge
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Trag, would you say Cinnabon is generally better or worse than most airport / mall food court offerings?
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from the ashes of tonkotsu
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Because, Trag
Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
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See, the reason I ask, Trag,
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