Is Cinnabon gross?
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Re: Is Cinnabon gross?
late to the party, but cinnabon is fucking disgusting for a myriad of reasons
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maphisto is a fucking clown of a human being why does anyone engage with him?
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Re: Is Cinnabon gross?
a cinnabon/cookout merger is likely.tragabigzanda wrote:late to the party, but cinnabon is fucking disgusting for a myriad of reasons
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Re: Is Cinnabon gross?
They use special cinnamon.
https://www.mashed.com/143122/this-is-w ... -deliciousOne of the first things you notice the moment you sink your teeth into a piping hot Cinnabon is that cinnamon flavor. Of course, any cinnamon roll is going to have cinnamon flavor, but Cinnabon doesn't use just any cinnamon. The proprietary blend, trademarked "Makara," is from the Korintjie region of West Sumatra in Indonesia, and it makes all the difference.
Jennifer Hollwill, Cinnabon's Senior Director of Culinary Research and Development told MyRecipes how it's different from what you'd buy at the grocery store, and why it makes their cinnamon rolls stand out. "We source our cinnamon from a specific growing region, and at very high elevations, and this contributes to the superior quality in the product. The Saigon cinnamon on grocery store shelves is very different. While others may harvest or buy cinnamon from the same Korintje region in Indonesia, Cinnabon has its own specs and quality control measures for the Makara cinnamon used in our products. Specifically, our cinnamon is unique due to its high volatile oil and cellulose content [making its spice robust and more pungent]. It's what provides that unmistakable aroma and ooey-gooey thick consistency to Cinnabon's world famous cinnamon rolls..."
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Re: Is Cinnabon gross?
You're an angry, bitter person. I wish you happiness.Norris wrote:maphisto is a fucking clown of a human being why does anyone engage with him?
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Re: Is Cinnabon gross?
i'm suggesting that's what you're doing, perhaps subconsciously.macphisto wrote:It's sad that you feel the need to make everything political.spike wrote:i think macphisto knows cinnabon is gross, this is just some weird make america great again take.
"Eww, it's gross!" is a childish take.
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I'm suggesting you're wrong.spike wrote:i'm suggesting that's what you're doing, perhaps subconsciously.macphisto wrote:It's sad that you feel the need to make everything political.spike wrote:i think macphisto knows cinnabon is gross, this is just some weird make america great again take.
"Eww, it's gross!" is a childish take.
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how would you know?macphisto wrote:I'm suggesting you're wrong.spike wrote:i'm suggesting that's what you're doing, perhaps subconsciously.macphisto wrote:It's sad that you feel the need to make everything political.spike wrote:i think macphisto knows cinnabon is gross, this is just some weird make america great again take.
"Eww, it's gross!" is a childish take.
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Re: Is Cinnabon gross?
This actually did make it sound better and more interesting.macphisto wrote:They use special cinnamon.
https://www.mashed.com/143122/this-is-w ... -deliciousOne of the first things you notice the moment you sink your teeth into a piping hot Cinnabon is that cinnamon flavor. Of course, any cinnamon roll is going to have cinnamon flavor, but Cinnabon doesn't use just any cinnamon. The proprietary blend, trademarked "Makara," is from the Korintjie region of West Sumatra in Indonesia, and it makes all the difference.
Jennifer Hollwill, Cinnabon's Senior Director of Culinary Research and Development told MyRecipes how it's different from what you'd buy at the grocery store, and why it makes their cinnamon rolls stand out. "We source our cinnamon from a specific growing region, and at very high elevations, and this contributes to the superior quality in the product. The Saigon cinnamon on grocery store shelves is very different. While others may harvest or buy cinnamon from the same Korintje region in Indonesia, Cinnabon has its own specs and quality control measures for the Makara cinnamon used in our products. Specifically, our cinnamon is unique due to its high volatile oil and cellulose content [making its spice robust and more pungent]. It's what provides that unmistakable aroma and ooey-gooey thick consistency to Cinnabon's world famous cinnamon rolls..."
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Re: Is Cinnabon gross?
Fuckin hipster gourmet bully thread.macphisto wrote:They use special cinnamon.
https://www.mashed.com/143122/this-is-w ... -deliciousOne of the first things you notice the moment you sink your teeth into a piping hot Cinnabon is that cinnamon flavor. Of course, any cinnamon roll is going to have cinnamon flavor, but Cinnabon doesn't use just any cinnamon. The proprietary blend, trademarked "Makara," is from the Korintjie region of West Sumatra in Indonesia, and it makes all the difference.
Jennifer Hollwill, Cinnabon's Senior Director of Culinary Research and Development told MyRecipes how it's different from what you'd buy at the grocery store, and why it makes their cinnamon rolls stand out. "We source our cinnamon from a specific growing region, and at very high elevations, and this contributes to the superior quality in the product. The Saigon cinnamon on grocery store shelves is very different. While others may harvest or buy cinnamon from the same Korintje region in Indonesia, Cinnabon has its own specs and quality control measures for the Makara cinnamon used in our products. Specifically, our cinnamon is unique due to its high volatile oil and cellulose content [making its spice robust and more pungent]. It's what provides that unmistakable aroma and ooey-gooey thick consistency to Cinnabon's world famous cinnamon rolls..."
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Re: Is Cinnabon gross?
Now now no need to get personalNorris wrote:maphisto is a fucking clown of a human being why does anyone engage with him?
This thread is about whether Cinnabon is gross
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Your thread is tearing us apart.Jorge wrote:Now now no need to get personalNorris wrote:maphisto is a fucking clown of a human being why does anyone engage with him?
This thread is about whether Cinnabon is gross
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Re: Is Cinnabon gross?
List the reasons pleasetragabigzanda wrote:late to the party, but cinnabon is fucking disgusting for a myriad of reasons
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Sodium benzoate?
That's bad
That's bad
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Re: Is Cinnabon gross?
yeah, but evidently because you're at a mall or in the airport, you're supposed to ignore all other food options, overlook the horrible nutritional information, and treat it as some sort of guilty pleasure delicacy.tragabigzanda wrote:One caramel pecanbon has 75g of added sugars and 1090 calories and the following ingredients [emphasis mine]:Jorge wrote:List the reasons pleasetragabigzanda wrote:late to the party, but cinnabon is fucking disgusting for a myriad of reasons
ENRICHED FLOUR (BLEACHED WHEAT FLOUR, MALTED BARLEY FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE
MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID), BROWN SUGAR, MARGARINE [PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED
SOYBEAN AND COTTONSEED OILS, LIQUID SOYBEAN OIL, WATER, SALT, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, SOY
LECITHIN, WHEY SOLIDS, SODIUM BENZOATE (PRESERVATIVE), ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, BETA CAROTENE,
VITAMIN A PALMITATE ADDED], WATER, SUGAR, CARAMEL SAUCE [HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SUGAR,
WATER, CORN SYRUP, CREAM, BUTTER, BUTTERMILK, MILK, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, NATURAL AND
ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, SALT, POTASSIUM SORBATE (PRESERVATIVE), SODIUM
CITRATE], PECANS, Cream Cheese (Pasteurized Milk and Cream, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Carob bean Gum,
Guar Gum), PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL (SOYBEAN, COTTONSEED), CINNAMON, EGGS,
BUTTERMILK, YEAST , SALT, SOYBEAN OIL, CORN SYRUP, HONEY, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, EGG
WHITES WITH SODIUM LAURYL SULFATE, WHEAT STARCH, SOY FLOUR, MOLASSES, WHEY, MODIFIED
CORN STARCH, INVERT SUGAR, PECTIN, SORBIC ACID, SODIUM STEAROYL LACTYLATE,
AZODICARBONAMIDE, L-CYSTEINE, CALCIUM STEARATE, SILICON DIOXIDE (ANTICAKING AGENT),
ASCORBIC ACID, LACTIC ACID, POTASSIUM SORBATE (PRESERVATIVE), NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL
FLAVORS, YELLOW #5.
Also they taste like lukewarm jizz on a microwaved catcher's mitt.
the answer is "yes," jorge
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Re: Is Cinnabon gross?
Trag, would you say Cinnabon is generally better or worse than most airport / mall food court offerings?
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Because, Trag
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See, the reason I ask, Trag,
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