Eating Wedding Cake

[dad]

it's your wedding or someone else's.

how many slices of wedding cake would you eat in one setting?

are you dainty or a gluttonous mess?

vote.

[macphisto]

Wedding cake is gross.

[dad]

so at least 3 pieces?

[Ello Sailor]

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[dad]

you’ll never get invited to weddings with those attitudes.

[JuanHamm]

I'm not really a cake fan, so I'd probably take a small slice and throw most of it away. I'd much rather have a slice of pie (with ice cream or custard, otherwise it's worthless)

[bodysnatcher]

As many as you want, half of it will get thrown away at the end of the night.

[Ello Sailor]

you’ll never get invited to weddings with those attitudes.

Well I mean, that's just not true.

[spike]

you’ll never get invited to weddings with those attitudes.

Well I mean, that's just not true.

sounds good, actually.

[dad]

you’ll never get invited to weddings with those attitudes.

Well I mean, that's just not true.

sounds good, actually.

do you hate nuptials?

[spike]

you’ll never get invited to weddings with those attitudes.

Well I mean, that's just not true.

sounds good, actually.

do you hate nuptials?

i could take em or leave em at this point

[Self]

I don't mix cake and an open bar. Seems like a bad idea.

[spike]

I don't mix cake and an open bar. Seems like a bad idea.

it may even cause one to shart several days later

[macphisto]

If a couple had Cinnabon cater their wedding, that would be so baller.

[Ello Sailor]

I don't mix cake and an open bar. Seems like a bad idea.

Finally, a voice of reason.

[dad]

I don't mix cake and an open bar. Seems like a bad idea.

it may even cause one to shart several days later

it might’ve been the fritter that almost sent things over the edge of my Jake’s.

[Simple Torture]

Wedding cake is gross.

This is true.

But it's cake--I'm always having at least 1 piece.

[dad]

I would agree most wedding cake is not impressive.

This cake had a raspberry filling tho.

[Chris_H_2]

i advocated for a wedding pie instead of cake. i did not win that argument.

[spike]

According to my wife, my mother started sneaking and eating the chocolates embedded in our wedding cake before the reception - and certainly the cake cutting- had begun. I’ve always wanted to ask her if it’s true, but I know she’d just deny it.