Just Desserts

[knee tunes]

CACK

[E.H. Ruddock]

Fuck, I had the perfect post teed up

[wease]

a well done creme brûlée might be the perfect dessert

End thread

[wease]

We had a patient bring us a couple of pies a few years back that was the absolute most delicious dessert I’ve ever had. I ate almost all of one of them myself. She called it something that I can’t remember but when I looked for a recipe online, they all had chocolate in them and hers most definitely did not. I was going to call her and get her recipe, but the doctor she brought them to couldn’t remember her name. It was basically a custard pie. Best goddamn thing ever.

[wease]

anyone say cannoli?

now we're talking

Another favorite.

[spike]

We had a patient bring us a couple of pies a few years back that was the absolute most delicious dessert I’ve ever had. I ate almost all of one of them myself. She called it something that I can’t remember but when I looked for a recipe online, they all had chocolate in them and hers most definitely did not. I was going to call her and get her recipe, but the doctor she brought them to couldn’t remember her name. It was basically a custard pie. Best goddamn thing ever.

chess pie?

[tragabigzanda]

from the ashes of tonkotsu

[wease]

Nope. Not chess pie. It was much, much creamier and velvety. I do enjoy a tasty chess pie, tho.

[wease]

She called hers a Silk Pie. It everything I’ve found on silk pies has chocolate in them. And hers definitely did not.

[spike]

old fashioned silky custard pie?

https://www.smalltownwoman.com/old-fash ... stard-pie/

[dad]

we have to get to the bottom of this so wease can get more of that pie.

[spike]

we have to get to the bottom of this so wease can get more of that pie.

*his just desserts

[dad]

thank you for understanding.

[bodysnatcher]

recently had a deconstructed carrot cake. i knew exactly what to expect, but it was still super disappointing.

The hell is that? A full-on carrot with a smear of frosting on the side?

[dad]

the tiniest piece of sponge. I mean barely a small spoonful. A dollop of cream cheese frosting plopped next to it, and some shredded carrots next to that.

I deserved every stupid nibble for ordering one.

[bodysnatcher]

I’m so angry right now

[bodysnatcher]

To confirm, I’m not mad at you , dad, for having it. I’m mad that it exists.

[macphisto]

the tiniest piece of sponge. I mean barely a small spoonful. A dollop of cream cheese frosting plopped next to it, and some shredded carrots next to that.

I deserved every stupid nibble for ordering one.

Reminds me of this classic Wendy’s commercial.



I can’t find another one from that era with Dave in a similar setting. The waiter delivers Dave’s plate and says, “Enjoy it.” On the plate is something like three peas and some sauce. Dave replies, “Enjoy what?” and goes to Wendy’s.

[doug rr]

https://www.grubstreet.com/2021/11/ado- ... at-93.html

[spike]

https://www.grubstreet.com/2021/11/ado-campeol-father-of-tiramisu-dies-at-93.html

A great man.