The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[dimejinky99]

Baldwin must be in hell right now. Heart goes out to him. Can’t even imagine this.
There’s a whole process and several checks before even a fake gun is on set. How did this happen? Unbelievable

[Ello Sailor]

Trag has to be parodying himself in this thread, surely.

[VinylGuy]

Its The Crow all over again.

[dimejinky99]

There’s always an unhelpful tweet.

[Strat]

Wel that’s a really shitty thing the internet did

[dimejinky99]

Not even nearly the worst
People are Fucking cruel

[BurtReynolds]

[tree_]

I just saw a trailer for a Kurt Warner biopic. Looks really shitty

[Stickman]

[Jorge]

Kurt Warner looks different

[VinylGuy]

i will someday watch Yoga Hosers.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[VinylGuy]

im sure it will suck hard. The jay and silent bob reboot was one of the worst pieces of shit i saw in a looong time.

Still, i guess ill watch it someday. Just for the kicks.

[The Argonaut]

insufferable

[Jorge]

The "Hoppipolla" soundalike thing at the end

[JuanHamm]

Was Kevin Smith ever actually funny? Or did his movies just come out when we were all young and stupid?


I have a feeling that Dogma might still be good, but I'm afraid to watch it.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Ello Sailor]

Nah, Kevin Smith has always sucked.

[JuanHamm]

Dogma is the worst of the pre-Cop Out lot!

This can't possibly be true

[The Argonaut]

Chasing Amy is a contender for worst movie I've ever seen