Gearhead Thread

[Strat]

Bammer the cuck

[Bammer]

Can I get you a little pepper to balance that out?

[Strat]

Look, just tell spenno to eat shit. Dude falls asleep at rock concerts

[Ello Sailor]

I love this place.

[Birds in Hell]

He's got me there.

[Strat]

I do want this one:

https://www.gibson.com/en-US/Guitar/USA ... 335/Walnut


Also, i once went through a phase of wanting a bigbsy. I grew out of it. Glad i didnt get any attached to my guitars.

[Birds in Hell]

I had a Telecaster with a Bigsby for a while, it was great.

[Birds in Hell]

I've always hated Stratocasters: the dorkiest, most Boomer electric guitar imaginable.

But now I think I want one?

Strange times.

[Ello Sailor]

Corgan un-dorked the Strat pretty hard 1991-1995, but I know what you mean.

[Strat]

i think spenno just came at me

whatever

[Ello Sailor]

Everyone knows you're a Tele man now.

[Strat]

Everyone knows you're a Tele man now.

Im anything that makes noise.

I actually haven't played anything but my Les Paul with P90's since i got it.

[Strat]

Strats are abrasive as fuck.

[Ello Sailor]

Everyone knows you're a Les Paul guy now.

[Strat]

* can be abrasive as fuck

[Birds in Hell]

i think spenno just came at me

Absolutely not my intention!

It's hard to break the idea of associating Stratocasters with guys trying miserably to cop Hendrix/Gilmour/Knopfler etc. licks.

But it's also a crazy example of 1950s engineering, it must have seemed like it came from outer space at the time.

[Strat]

maybe strats are the most visually appealing guitars.

[Ello Sailor]

That can't be right.

[Birds in Hell]

Oh definitely not.

I think they're almost quite ugly.

One too many pickups.

One too many tone controls.

That bizarre jack design/location.

But still.

[Strat]

That can't be right.

Ibanez guitars are ugly as shit, sorry bruh.