Eddie Vedder - Earthling

[dad]

I pasted the first bit of the lyrics through an AI text generator to see how it continued it:

When you wake up
It just might be
The first of many blows that you receive
Today

What we need

We want what we need
We need what's above
We're always reaching
For something above

But we've got enough

All of the haves
They have not
Not got half
Of what we've got to get

For some of them
It may not be
The last of the waves
It may not be

Today
We need
The others
We need

The next waves
One last blow for all of us
What we need
We're always reaching
For something above

Then we'll know
We're on it
Right now,
We're on it
Right now,

If there's nothing
A single blow,
We just need it
One last blow

In an instant,
And in our hearts
Let's make sure
We're strong,
And make it sure
We keep moving,

But
Let's be clear
All these years
But it's only
The last,

The only
The next one
It doesn't have
It knows nothing
And we all die

AI is horny.

[Hypnos]

Skynet confirmed.

[bodysnatcher]

All of the hhhhhhhhhhHHAAves

[Jorge]

This one turned out better:

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When you wake up
It just might be
The first of many blows that you receive
Today

What we need

We want what we need
We need what's above
We're always reaching
For something above

But we've got enough

All of the haves
They have not
Not got half
Of what we've got

No to anything
But where we're going
We don't need anyone
Because we don't care

This life we've taken
The right way
To go
We know what we want

For anything we've got
No
But we didn't go there

I'm not trying to be mean to you, darling
I'm not trying to make you feel bad
Don't get me wrong. It's a pain, it's nothing.
All right there's nothing to lose, there's nothing to gain

It helps when you get down and put your hands on those
Hmmm I'll let you see now that some of those things
Are what I want in some of those things
And that's fine you can put up with it
And it's all about the life you've taken

I don't need anything
I'm just a lucky baby boy
I'm just an lucky baby boy
He should've killed himself

[Farmer John]

I only listened once so not much stuck with me, but "Do That To Me One More Time" just came on the radio at work and I thought it sounded a lot like The Haves.

[bodysnatcher]

Imagine how many dipshit Pearl Jam fans are gonna play this at weddings

[McParadigm]

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I don't need anything
I'm just a lucky baby boy
I'm just an lucky baby boy
He should've killed himself

Spit take

[ghost]

It helps when you get down and put your hands on those
Hmmm I'll let you see now that some of those things
Are what I want in some of those things
And that's fine you can put up with it

[bodysnatcher]

When you wake up
It just might be
The first of many blows that you receive
Today

I wonder how Jill feels about this ?

[VinylGuy]

just listened.

Im worried ill die of diabetes after listening to this song.
It has everything a 70s ballad needs, piano, acoustic guitar, some weird guitar tone, lyrics about poverty and rich people...

[oftheearth]

This song never should have seen the light of day. Does no one have the balls to tell Eddie? I could barely make it through this song it's so cringe.

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[E.H. Ruddock]

Whoever said it sounds like he is making up the lyrics as he goes is spot on

[Jorge]

I said that. I am always spot-on

[Ms Harmless]

Then we'll know
We're on it
Right now,
We're on it
Right now,

[bodysnatcher]

Guys a lot of us have said we miss PJ improvs

[Biff Pocoroba]

Ugh, I’m going to have to read through the thread to catch up.

[bodysnatcher]

Just listen to the song and you’ll have a general idea what’s been said

[dad]

it's already been said.

[bodysnatcher]

Whoever said it’s all been said, gave up on Eddie vedder