Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters

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Nothing like a pajama crotch camera angle to lend some panic
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Doug, give us an ingredient list for your Seafood Tower
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wease wrote:Doug, give us an ingredient list for your Seafood Tower
some king crab legs, crab claws, various west coast oysters and some shrimp cocktail...pretty traditional thanksgiving stuff..
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doug rr wrote:
wease wrote:Doug, give us an ingredient list for your Seafood Tower
some king crab legs, crab claws, various west coast oysters and some shrimp cocktail...pretty traditional thanksgiving stuff..
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Screw you guys. I just picked up 2 Mary’s Organic Free Range turkeys. Gonna deep fry the smaller of the two.

Save your seafood towers for any other day.
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Gonna make some turkey burgers. Yearly tradition.
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i'm smoking a pork shoulder....wife doing a capon next day as friends are coming over..will have leftover pork tacos and the castrated rooster
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Chris_H_2 wrote:Screw you guys. I just picked up 2 Mary’s Organic Free Range turkeys. Gonna deep fry the smaller of the two.

Save your seafood towers for any other day.
keep that leaf blower nearby incase that small turkey catches fire
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Doug's pork shoulder wins the thread. Far superior to any turkey.
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Ello Sailor wrote:Doug's pork shoulder wins the thread. Far superior to any turkey.
not for thanksgiving
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:Doug's pork shoulder wins the thread. Far superior to any turkey.
not for thanksgiving
Team Chris. While there are superior roasted meats to turkey, it’s not Thanksgiving without it. Like that crazy vegan Argo was saying in the food thoughts thread, food is more than just nourishment or deliciousness; it has cultural and emotional meaning attached to it.
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