Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters

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reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
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dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
where you headed?
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
where you headed?
in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.

we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.

What are you up to?
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I gotta find a bar that’s gonna be open
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bodysnatcher wrote:I gotta find a bar that’s gonna be open
they're all open that day...tradition is to take leftovers to the bar, share with everyone, and bitch about your family....good times
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dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
where you headed?
in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.

we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.

What are you up to?
yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.

my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.

i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
where you headed?
in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.

we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.

What are you up to?
yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.

my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.

i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
oh boy. sorry, bub.

would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
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dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
where you headed?
in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.

we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.

What are you up to?
yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.

my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.

i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
oh boy. sorry, bub.

would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
he'd call me 30 times wanting me to explain to him how to log on
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
where you headed?
in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.

we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.

What are you up to?
yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.

my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.

i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
oh boy. sorry, bub.

would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
he'd call me 30 times wanting me to explain to him how to log on
I once spent almost three hours walking my mom through creating a gmail account, and sending an email. I’d like to think I’m a patient person, but man…
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dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
where you headed?
in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.

we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.

What are you up to?
yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.

my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.

i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
oh boy. sorry, bub.

would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
he'd call me 30 times wanting me to explain to him how to log on
I once spent almost three hours walking my mom through creating a gmail account, and sending an email. I’d like to think I’m a patient person, but man…
here's to our senile parents . . .
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
where you headed?
in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.

we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.

What are you up to?
yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.

my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.

i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
oh boy. sorry, bub.

would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
he'd call me 30 times wanting me to explain to him how to log on
I once spent almost three hours walking my mom through creating a gmail account, and sending an email. I’d like to think I’m a patient person, but man…
here's to our senile parents . . .
cheers to you

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Safe travels, dad and Chris.

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dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
where you headed?
in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.

we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.

What are you up to?
yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.

my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.

i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
oh boy. sorry, bub.

would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
he'd call me 30 times wanting me to explain to him how to log on
I once spent almost three hours walking my mom through creating a gmail account, and sending an email. I’d like to think I’m a patient person, but man…
here's to our senile parents . . .
cheers to you

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wease wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
where you headed?
in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.

we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.

What are you up to?
yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.

my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.

i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
oh boy. sorry, bub.

would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
he'd call me 30 times wanting me to explain to him how to log on
I once spent almost three hours walking my mom through creating a gmail account, and sending an email. I’d like to think I’m a patient person, but man…
here's to our senile parents . . .
cheers to you

Go Blue
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How bizarre
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