Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
where you headed?dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.Chris_H_2 wrote:where you headed?dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.
What are you up to?
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
I gotta find a bar that’s gonna be open
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
they're all open that day...tradition is to take leftovers to the bar, share with everyone, and bitch about your family....good timesbodysnatcher wrote:I gotta find a bar that’s gonna be open
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.dad wrote:in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.Chris_H_2 wrote:where you headed?dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.
What are you up to?
my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.
i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
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oh boy. sorry, bub.Chris_H_2 wrote:yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.dad wrote:in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.Chris_H_2 wrote:where you headed?dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.
What are you up to?
my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.
i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
he'd call me 30 times wanting me to explain to him how to log ondad wrote:oh boy. sorry, bub.Chris_H_2 wrote:yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.dad wrote:in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.Chris_H_2 wrote:where you headed?dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.
What are you up to?
my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.
i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
I once spent almost three hours walking my mom through creating a gmail account, and sending an email. I’d like to think I’m a patient person, but man…Chris_H_2 wrote:he'd call me 30 times wanting me to explain to him how to log ondad wrote:oh boy. sorry, bub.Chris_H_2 wrote:yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.dad wrote:in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.Chris_H_2 wrote:where you headed?dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.
What are you up to?
my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.
i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
here's to our senile parents . . .dad wrote:I once spent almost three hours walking my mom through creating a gmail account, and sending an email. I’d like to think I’m a patient person, but man…Chris_H_2 wrote:he'd call me 30 times wanting me to explain to him how to log ondad wrote:oh boy. sorry, bub.Chris_H_2 wrote:yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.dad wrote:in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.Chris_H_2 wrote:where you headed?dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.
What are you up to?
my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.
i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
cheers to youChris_H_2 wrote:here's to our senile parents . . .dad wrote:I once spent almost three hours walking my mom through creating a gmail account, and sending an email. I’d like to think I’m a patient person, but man…Chris_H_2 wrote:he'd call me 30 times wanting me to explain to him how to log ondad wrote:oh boy. sorry, bub.Chris_H_2 wrote:yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.dad wrote:in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.Chris_H_2 wrote:where you headed?dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.
What are you up to?
my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.
i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
Go Blue
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Safe travels, dad and Chris.


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Papa Wease will only use the voice command with his iPhone. He absolutely will not type anything in. Google search is all but useless with his mispronunciations and southern twang and his texts are indecipherable.dad wrote:cheers to youChris_H_2 wrote:here's to our senile parents . . .dad wrote:I once spent almost three hours walking my mom through creating a gmail account, and sending an email. I’d like to think I’m a patient person, but man…Chris_H_2 wrote:he'd call me 30 times wanting me to explain to him how to log ondad wrote:oh boy. sorry, bub.Chris_H_2 wrote:yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.dad wrote:in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.Chris_H_2 wrote:where you headed?dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.
What are you up to?
my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.
i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
Go Blue
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I love this so much.wease wrote:Papa Wease will only use the voice command with his iPhone. He absolutely will not type anything in. Google search is all but useless with his mispronunciations and southern twang and his texts are indecipherable.dad wrote:cheers to youChris_H_2 wrote:here's to our senile parents . . .dad wrote:I once spent almost three hours walking my mom through creating a gmail account, and sending an email. I’d like to think I’m a patient person, but man…Chris_H_2 wrote:he'd call me 30 times wanting me to explain to him how to log ondad wrote:oh boy. sorry, bub.Chris_H_2 wrote:yeah, that sounds like a lot to handle. i just don't think i'm ready for bigger family get togethers.dad wrote:in-laws, most of whom are conservatives and teetotalers, and a BiL who’s coming in from KC, and is not feeling well, oh, and stressed out about getting tested for Covid.Chris_H_2 wrote:where you headed?dad wrote:reminds me I’m going to need some road sodas for Thursday.
we may just skip out and relax at home. I’ll still need supplies.
What are you up to?
my wife and son went to our place in Michigan on Sunday. my daughter and i are supposed to head up there tomorrow. my parents are driving up tomorrow to stay with us.
i think i've gotten 25 text messages in the last 2 days from my parents asking about what food to bring (we have grocery stores nearby, but my mom thinks she needs to shop near her and then pack everything) or what holiday decorations my dad can put up. i was on a conference call today and he texted me, called me on my cell, called me at work, and called my wife, all in the span of 1 minute -- wanting to know if i had an extra timer for the lights. i. cannot. deal.
would your dad like the keys to the dad RM account, if only for a day? let him burn off some of that energy.
Go Blue
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I admit when I’m wrong. I’ve just recently found out in the last few minutes that OMC – of “How Bizarre” fame — is from New Zealandbodysnatcher wrote:Basically just the Lord of the Rings moviesdad wrote:New Zealanders have a lot to be thankful for.Chris_H_2 wrote:What’s your plans for Thursday Soma?Ello Sailor wrote:Doug's running away with it. Read it and weep, turkey stuffers!
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How bizarre
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You guys are making me crazy
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Such an unlikely tune to become an international hit, but every time I look around it's in my face.
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