Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters

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When my family goes around the table later and says what we are thankful for, I'm going to say that I'm thankful for my reconciliation with my new friend trag
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I used to hate that part of thanksgiving
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hey doug, these psychos have their roll to the right of the toilet. Mainly, I think they’re psycho for the roll hanging.

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tragabigzanda wrote:Dad, no offense to your friends...

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absolutely no offense taken. this is my wife’s aunts house. everyone here, except my wife and BiL are very conservative Christian folk with no discernible taste. My BiL brought some near beer because he does tech for the company—grüvi or something like that—and it’s the saving grace keeping the trumpers at bay.
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I think I’d rather poop outside than in that bathroom
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bodysnatcher wrote:I think I’d rather poop outside than in that bathroom
I did that.
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Lol trag is a professor of food
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tragabigzanda wrote:I'm gonna make my family start that tradition today just so i can do the same
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Lol trag is a professor of food
Don't blow this for me, rudd. I don't think he realized I was being sarcastic
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We did a 4 pound turkey breast in the insta pot today then shredded it for chili. Not quite a turkey-hater recipe, but adjacent. I love doing non-traditional thanksgiving meals with traditional thanksgiving foods. Last year we did turkey hot dogs topped with sauerkraut and stuffing.
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washing machine wrote:We did a 4 pound turkey breast in the insta pot today then shredded it for chili. Not quite a turkey-hater recipe, but adjacent. I love doing non-traditional thanksgiving meals with traditional thanksgiving foods. Last year we did turkey hot dogs topped with sauerkraut and stuffing.
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mmmmmm, turkey soup
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delicious turkey yummm
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a black friday tradition... my wife bemoans how she dislikes turkey and NEXT thanksgiving, we should do a ham, etc. like clockwork.

never happens, of course.
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just ordered two free-range, organic turkeys to be delivered at my parents' place just in time for the fireworks show with my in-your-face, aggressive, maga-loving aunt and uncle. at least i'll eat well.
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Due to my mom's health and other factors we aren't doing a turkey or ham this year. Sounds like frozen lasagna is on the menu. God bless.
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