Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
When my family goes around the table later and says what we are thankful for, I'm going to say that I'm thankful for my reconciliation with my new friend trag
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
I used to hate that part of thanksgiving
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
hey doug, these psychos have their roll to the right of the toilet. Mainly, I think they’re psycho for the roll hanging.


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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
absolutely no offense taken. this is my wife’s aunts house. everyone here, except my wife and BiL are very conservative Christian folk with no discernible taste. My BiL brought some near beer because he does tech for the company—grüvi or something like that—and it’s the saving grace keeping the trumpers at bay.tragabigzanda wrote:Dad, no offense to your friends...
But think about how bay 80s architecture and decor looks today. Now imagine in another 20 years how awful the whole "Brooklyn waterfront industrial" thing is going to look.
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
I think I’d rather poop outside than in that bathroom
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
I did that.bodysnatcher wrote:I think I’d rather poop outside than in that bathroom
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Lol trag is a professor of food
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
I wish Thanksgiving was an international holiday so that I could reconcile with other RMers whom I have wrongedtragabigzanda wrote:I'm gonna make my family start that tradition today just so i can do the same
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Don't blow this for me, rudd. I don't think he realized I was being sarcasticE.H. Ruddock wrote:Lol trag is a professor of food
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
We did a 4 pound turkey breast in the insta pot today then shredded it for chili. Not quite a turkey-hater recipe, but adjacent. I love doing non-traditional thanksgiving meals with traditional thanksgiving foods. Last year we did turkey hot dogs topped with sauerkraut and stuffing.
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
That sounds bomb af.washing machine wrote:We did a 4 pound turkey breast in the insta pot today then shredded it for chili. Not quite a turkey-hater recipe, but adjacent. I love doing non-traditional thanksgiving meals with traditional thanksgiving foods. Last year we did turkey hot dogs topped with sauerkraut and stuffing.
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
mmmmmm, turkey soup
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delicious turkey yummm
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
a black friday tradition... my wife bemoans how she dislikes turkey and NEXT thanksgiving, we should do a ham, etc. like clockwork.
never happens, of course.
never happens, of course.
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
just ordered two free-range, organic turkeys to be delivered at my parents' place just in time for the fireworks show with my in-your-face, aggressive, maga-loving aunt and uncle. at least i'll eat well.
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Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
Due to my mom's health and other factors we aren't doing a turkey or ham this year. Sounds like frozen lasagna is on the menu. God bless.
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