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Wow what a shock coming from one of the most corrupt and evil organizations the world has ever known. :roll:
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"Get thee to a nunnery while the gettin's good!" -William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act III Scene i
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Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?"
B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead."
Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?"
B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth."
Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"
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B wrote:Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?"
B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead."
Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?"
B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth."
Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"
This reads like a web comic that bune would post
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B wrote:Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?"
B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead."
Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?"
B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth."
Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"
only half?
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BurtReynolds wrote:
B wrote:Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?"
B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead."
Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?"
B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth."
Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"
only half?
Well, I don't know what percentage of the world is non-Christian. I had to guess.
theplatypus wrote:This reads like a web comic that bune would post
Ms. B may be an amalgamation of multiple persons, and I may have cleaned up my dialogue for simplicity.
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Well he killed all but 8 or so once, so I guess he's being lenient. This new testament God is a soyboy.
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BurtReynolds wrote:Well he killed all but 8 or so once, so I guess he's being lenient. This new testament God is a soyboy.
I like explaining Christianity to my wife.

Ms. B: "What is Passover?"
B: "God was mad at the Egyptians, so he killed a bunch of babies?"
Ms. B: "He didn't kill the Egyptians?"
B: "Well, later he drowned them all."
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Why...you know what, never mind.
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B wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Well he killed all but 8 or so once, so I guess he's being lenient. This new testament God is a soyboy.
I like explaining Christianity to my wife.

Ms. B: "What is Passover?"
B: "God was mad at the Egyptians, so he killed a bunch of babies?"
Ms. B: "He didn't kill the Egyptians?"
B: "Well, later he drowned them all."
Would love to see how you explain Judaism and other religions.
Think I’m going to try being kind to everyone a chance.
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surfndestroy wrote:
B wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Well he killed all but 8 or so once, so I guess he's being lenient. This new testament God is a soyboy.
I like explaining Christianity to my wife.

Ms. B: "What is Passover?"
B: "God was mad at the Egyptians, so he killed a bunch of babies?"
Ms. B: "He didn't kill the Egyptians?"
B: "Well, later he drowned them all."
Would love to see how you explain Judaism
I think you just did
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I was raised in a Church of Christ. I don't feel comfortable mocking religions that I don't know so well.
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theplatypus wrote:
B wrote:Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?"
B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead."
Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?"
B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth."
Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"
This reads like a web comic that bune would post
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It looks like the Methodist Church is splitting up. I have Methodist ties and spent a lot time with Church in my younger days. They always seemed more tolerant, for the lack of a better word, than the Baptists.
The issue? Acceptance of homosexuality with biblical teachings.

https://news.yahoo.com/united-methodist ... 1578092182
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Pat Robertson, 91, retired from hosting the 700 Club in Friday, which also marked the 60th anniversary of the show.
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About time
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That probably explains the third eye shape.
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/14/us/pasto ... index.html

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Lol

That’s like the lowest of priorities for god at this point.

I’m sure he /she /it is fine with the one wrong word
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