"I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

[basically_infirmed]

Thanks, Bill Burr

[Monkey_Driven]

What a fantasy to think a Pearl Jam concert in 2022 could have any noticeable effect on an election.

[mray10]

What a fantasy to think a Pearl Jam concert in 2022 could have any noticeable effect on an election.

So it's confirmed that Ed is the guy posting these possible tour itineraries?

[DissidentRival4]

*9. Memphis, TN - Tue. 05/17 (room for new date, voter reg. initiative)
to help hold the House, and pick-up a seat or two for Democrats, or Independents
to help pick up a Senate seat for the Democratic/Independent primary winner after Lamar Alexander retires
to help send Governor Bill Lee packing, and help the Democratic/Independent primary winner take the Governor's chair
unlimited potential for covers!
- - possible venues:
AutoZone Park, Memphis, TN (named minor league ballpark of the year in 2009) 14,320
FedEx Forum (basketball), Memphis, TN (indoors, not as likely as an outdoor venue, but still viable) 18,119
Ryman Auditorium, Memphis, TN (10C only, special event?? a pipe dream, I know... but still ; ) 2,362
10. Nashville, TN - Wed. 05/18 or Thu. 05/19 (2020 make-up date)

Also, the Ryman is in Nashville, not Memphis.

I informed him of this fact and his reply was more or less, "my bad, i knew that. But it would be great to see them at the Grand Ol' Opry." Didn't have the heart to inform him that that venue was next to Opry Mills Mall and Hotel. (I know Ryman used to be where they had the Grand ol Opry). But I will say, as much of a pipe dream as it is, Ryman would be an awesome place to see Pearl Jam...

[Monkey_Driven]

If there is no rescheduled STL show, I'll riot.

[basically_infirmed]

If there is no rescheduled STL show, I'll riot.

They're waiting to see if Missouri is a swing state first.

[wease]

*9. Memphis, TN - Tue. 05/17 (room for new date, voter reg. initiative)
to help hold the House, and pick-up a seat or two for Democrats, or Independents
to help pick up a Senate seat for the Democratic/Independent primary winner after Lamar Alexander retires
to help send Governor Bill Lee packing, and help the Democratic/Independent primary winner take the Governor's chair
unlimited potential for covers!
- - possible venues:
AutoZone Park, Memphis, TN (named minor league ballpark of the year in 2009) 14,320
FedEx Forum (basketball), Memphis, TN (indoors, not as likely as an outdoor venue, but still viable) 18,119
Ryman Auditorium, Memphis, TN (10C only, special event?? a pipe dream, I know... but still ; ) 2,362
10. Nashville, TN - Wed. 05/18 or Thu. 05/19 (2020 make-up date)

Also, the Ryman is in Nashville, not Memphis.

I informed him of this fact and his reply was more or less, "my bad, i knew that. But it would be great to see them at the Grand Ol' Opry." Didn't have the heart to inform him that that venue was next to Opry Mills Mall and Hotel. (I know Ryman used to be where they had the Grand ol Opry). But I will say, as much of a pipe dream as it is, Ryman would be an awesome place to see Pearl Jam...

It was fun to see Ed there

[Simple Torture]

if the whisper about MSG being moved to November on the rumor thread is true, then this is me gaming out the remaining 2020 make-up dates, mixed with some old favorites, and a few new spots to keep things fresh:
Part IV - 1. Ohana Means Fam-ily
2. Las Vegas, NV - Wed. 09/28
to help hold the House seats for Susie Lee & Steven Horsford
to help Senator Catherine Masto (or the Democratic/Independent primary winner) hold their Senate seat
to help Governor Stephen Sisolak (or the Democratic/Independent primary winner) hold the Governor's chair
a long-awaited return to the home of the band's 10th anniversary: Vegas!
possible venues
T-Mobile Arena (the reliable choice, as long as we check vaccine & test status) 20,000
Cashman Field (baseball, Jerry Cantrell & Metallica played there in '98) 12,500
Michelob Ultra Arena (UFC) 12,000
3. Denver, CO - Fri. 09/30, The Pepsi Center (2020 make-up date)
4. Lincoln, NE - Tue. 10/03 or Wed. 10/04 (last visit: Oct. 2014, voter reg. initiative)
to help send Rep. Don Bacon (R) packing, and pick up a seat for the Democratic/Independent primary winner
to help send Gov. Pete Ricketts packing, and help the Democratic/Independent primary winner take the Governor's chair
hell of a setlist & poster last time! https://pearljam.com/tour/history/show/lincoln-ne
possible venues
Pinnacle Bank Arena (it's ASM Global, just gotta check vaccine & test status) 14,620
TD Ameritrade Park (baseball, a beautiful park) 24,000
5. Ames, Iowa - Thu. 10/06 (voter reg. initiative; don't know if we'll get 2 small towns, but we can dream...)
to help hold the House seat for Cindy Axne (IA-3), and defeat Mariannette Miller-Meeks (IA-2) & Ashley Hinson (IA-1)
Mitch McConnell's BFF Chuck Grassley will be *89* by this time next year. 7 terms in the Senate (41, going on 42 years). When he runs, he'll serve ANOTHER term if a Democrat is elected Governor, or retire in 2023 & let the Republican Governor appoint a Republican Senator without an election. Iowa MUST step up.
to defeat Governor Kim Reynolds, and help the Democratic/Independent primary winner take the Governor's chair
possible venues
Hilton Coliseum (basketball arena; check vaccine & test status) 14,384
Hey Jeff, they have a skate park
I mean... it's Ames! Who else would do the poster?? Also, PJ actually had a gig here in 1991, but it was cut short. Time to make things right! Ames is a very blue-ish purple town, and the home to ISU. Could be the next Moline show! Speaking of...
and/or 5.2. Moline, IL - Thu. 10/06, TaxSlayer Center (voter reg. initiative; formerly iWireless Center, circa 2014)
look, I'm glad Adam Kinzinger (R) is doing SOMETHING to defeat Trumpism, but he's leaving his seat. We NEED a Blue pick-up, otherwise Trump Stooge Kevin McCarthy will be Speaker of the House. Again, pick-up some seats for Democrats, or Independents
to help Senator Tammy Duckworth (or the Democratic/Independent primary winner) hold their Senate seat
to help Governor J.B. Pritzker (or the Democratic/Independent primary winner) hold the Governor's chair
The Return to Moline. Then Wrigley! And if not the latter, then a little love for the ol' United Center?
6. Chicago, IL - 10/08 & 10/09, Wrigley Field (give or take a day), or United Center (Basketball) *2 nights, regardless of venue
7. Detroit, MI - Tue. 10/11 (voter reg. initiative)
to help hold the House seat for Elissa Slotkin (MI-8), and defeat Peter Meijer (MI-3)
to help Governor Gretchen Whitmer hold her Governor's chair (this is a big one, since she & her family have been targeted by right wing extremists)
possible venues
DTE Energy Music Theatre (originally Pine Knob Music Theatre, outdoors) 15,274
Little Caesars Arena (basketball) 17,131
RIP Joe Louis Arena. The Motor City beckons! Side note: DTE?? Meant to be! Also, it's on BOB SEGER DR.
Part V - Oh, Canada! (or, "Ode to Martin Short")
8. Hamilton, ON - Fri. 10/14 or Sat. 10/15 (2020 make-up date)
9. Toronto, ON - Sun. 10/16 (2020 make-up date)
10. Ottawa - Tue. 10/18 (2020 make-up date)
11. Quebec City - Thu. 10/20 (2020 make-up date)

Part VI - Return of the Jedi (or "Kick Out The Jam Band Venues")
12. Gilford, NH - Sun. 10/23 & Mon. 10/24, Bank of NH Pavilion (outdoors, voter reg. initiative)
to help hold the House, and re-elect Maggie Hassan to her Senate seat
to help defeat ineffectual Governor Chris Sununu, and elect the Democratic/Independent primary winner to the Governor's chair
DMB proved that NH can be a draw (2-nighters, no less!), and it would be one more state completed by the band. Worth a visit!
13. Mansfield, MA - Wed. 10/26 & Thu. 10/27, Xfinity Center (formerly Tweeter Center & Great Woods, outdoors, voter reg. initiative)
to help hold the House, and defeat Governor Charlie Baker by supporting the Democratic/Independent primary winner
magic awaits in Mansfield!! Love Fenway, but let's go back to Mansfield & make some new memories.
14. Hartford, CT - Sat. 10/29, Xfinity Theatre (formerly the Dodge Music Centre, outdoors, voter reg. initiative)
to help hold the House, and re-elect Richard Blumenthal (or the Democratic/Independent primary winner) to the Senate
to help re-elect Governor Ned Lamont to keep his Governor's chair
the long awaited to return Hartford. From 2008, onward: nothing but top tier shows. Hartford '08 is arguably Top 25 all-time (Top 5, for me)
15. Apollo - Mon. 10/31, or Tue. 11/01 (2020 make-up date... Halloween!!)
16. MSG - Thu. 11/03 & Fri. 11/04 (2020 make-up date, and add another for good measure)
- end of 2022 NA Leg II & PJ World Tour -

[Simple Torture]

I had a good laugh at the idea that Pearl Jam would play 2 nights in New Hampshire.

[Monkey_Driven]

No one wants to play a show in Ames, IA.

[Simple Torture]

[dad]

wait…his username is fluff4u?

is he sure he wants a female?

[Simple Torture]

wait…his username is fluff4u?

is he sure he wants a female?

100% I didn't notice his username the first time.

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[E.H. Ruddock]

Have there been any replies? Jfc Pearl Jam fans i swear

[Simple Torture]

Have there been any replies? Jfc Pearl Jam fans i swear

Nothing really good yet, but someone posted this:

[dad]

Have there been any replies? Jfc Pearl Jam fans i swear

Nothing really good yet, but someone posted this:

photoshop is okay.

[lecherouslittlestump]

Um, that's me. I guess I should be flattered that you feel compelled to post my photo on random websites?

So much for that Jamily spirit. This forum is full of fucking nerds. I guarantee that I get more pussy and more notches on my bedpost in a week than you have in your life.

Miserable cuck.

[Bammer]

Not your best work, lech.

I respect your trolling when you post fake news that people actually believe. But this? Yikes.

[B]

I'm messaging that dude right now. Fuck you guys.