Food Regrets

[Bammer]

Chuckin’ Up

[Bammer]

Yack

[Bammer]

I just tried (threw it away after a few bites) one of the more disgusting things I have ever encountered. I figured sure why not change it up a bit. See how the other side lives. It can’t be that bad.

Vegan Shepherds Pie

From Trader Joe’s

On my way to go puke now then find a cheeseburger or something.

[doug rr]

nobody here feels sorry for you

[Bammer]

I’ll be a martyr for the rest of you. At least now I can tell vegans that I tried, and I know for a fact it totally sucks.

If a vegan ever asks you if you’ve at least tried, you can tell them you know me and that I did the heavy lifting for you.

[wease]

Didn’t Argo turn vegan?

[spike]

A vegan place opened up nearby, so I started following their Insta to see what’s what. Looks pretty good!

I guess what I’m saying is, there’s a wide spectrum of vegan food. Some is terrible, some is probably edible.

[doug rr]

i confess to going to an all vegan place near us called The Spot...good stuff

[Jorge]

Yeah of course there's good vegan food

[Bammer]

Yeah of course there's good vegan food

And I’ve had it.

But let’s all agree that bad vegan food is the worst food.

[doug rr]

Yeah of course there's good vegan food

rank your favorites

[Jorge]

Yeah of course there's good vegan food

And I’ve had it.

But let’s all agree that bad vegan food is the worst food.

No, the worst food is an atrocious Argentine holiday staple called pionono de atun.

[spike]

Yeah of course there's good vegan food

And I’ve had it.

But let’s all agree that bad vegan food is the worst food.

No, the worst food is an atrocious Argentine holiday staple called pionono de atun.

So it’s like tuna salad rolled up in a sweet cake?

[Jorge]

Then slathered in mayonnaise. It's disgusting