Movie: Spider-Man: No Way Home (12-17-21)

[epilogue]

i was actually waiting for some kind of explanation with J. Jonah Jameson.

I halfway expected him to be the exact same one across ALL universes.

[The Argonaut]

I'm not watching any of the Disney + MCU series, so maybe there's an explanation in there

[Jorge]

No. There is no explanation required. It's just kind of random. You are overthinking it.

[VinylGuy]

its not random its just super lazy.

[The Argonaut]

Michael Keaton is in the Morbius trailer so maybe it is still to be fleshed out

[Jorge]

The real reason is they didn't want to recast J Jonah Jameson because JK Simmons is too iconic and perfect in the role

[The Argonaut]

The real reason is they didn't want to recast J Jonah Jameson because JK Simmons is too iconic and perfect in the role

Yeah, having him there makes the big moment at the end of the second movie all that much more of a cliffhanger. But now it feels cheap because it's unlike everyone else

[Jorge]

It's just kind of random. Don't think about it

The very concept of a multiverse means this can all be handwaved away. Infinite possibilities. They don't all have to look different

[Jorge]

What does bother me is when the movie contradicts itself (like the aforementioned Electro thing, and the Flash getting into MIT thing)

[The Argonaut]

Jorge's right. It's important sometimes to remind myself that these are kids movies. Don't go too deep

[Jorge]

Yes they are inherently stupid

Also there are a few especially stupid things in this particular movie

[BurtReynolds]

Wouldn't the world be populated by infinite Parkers since Peter remembers who he is?

[epilogue]

Every movie is a kids movie

[Jorge]

Every movie is a kids movie

Except Caligula

[Jorge]

Wouldn't the world be populated by infinite Parkers since Peter remembers who he is?

The movie's (again, stupid) explanation is that "some of them squeaked through"

I also thought it was funny that Ned and MJ conveniently stopped searching for more Peters after they found the two famous ones

What if there were a whole bunch more?! Keep looking! They could've had a big Spider-team

[BurtReynolds]

I was kinda hoping there would be a nod to the Spider-verse movie.

I hate the MCU Spider-Man cast, so I was bored to tears by the first 40 minutes or so. But it was pretty fun when the villains and other Spider-Mans showed up.

C+

[epilogue]

Every movie is a kids movie

Except Caligula

also a kids movie

[Jorge]

I was kinda hoping there would be a nod to the Spider-verse movie.

There sorta was

[BurtReynolds]

I was kinda hoping there would be a nod to the Spider-verse movie.

There sorta was

The black Spider-Man bit?

Someone should have stuck a Spider-Ham easter egg in there.

[Jorge]

Spider-Man movie ranking

Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Homecoming
The Amazing Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Far From Home
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3