Spiritless/AF: Mocktails and Near Beers

Mmmm...sacrilicious...
User avatar
washing machine
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 15666
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Space City

Spiritless/AF: Mocktails and Near Beers

Post by washing machine »

Placeholder thread for when I have more to say. For now, I will drop this bottle of apertif that doesn't suck.

Herbal bitter with a good mouthfeel. I like to drink it with mineral water and a twist. A friend of mine who runs an NA shop recommended doing a pepper rim. Might try that tonight.

Image
Last edited by washing machine on Fri January 07, 2022 5:18 am, edited 1 time in total.
dimejinky99 wrote:I could destroy any ai chatbot you put in front of me. Easily.
User avatar
Norah
Poster of the Year
Posts: 37327
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:04 pm
Location: September 2020 Poster of the Month

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by Norah »

Poor form Reid. Make the thread when you have something to say, not when you don't.
User avatar
washing machine
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 15666
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Space City

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by washing machine »

Please relax.
dimejinky99 wrote:I could destroy any ai chatbot you put in front of me. Easily.
User avatar
washing machine
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 15666
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Space City

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by washing machine »

I feel like there's a much bigger market for this than there ever was, and I'm curious why. Athletic Brewing is a great example. I see the stuff everywhere now, and have decided to carry it on our menu. Previously NA options were either Beck's or Heineken 0.0 at my place, and I'd order a few cases every couple of months for the bar. I order Athletic weekly.

I've never thought of carrying NA spirits, but I would absolutely love to see that option at some of the restaurants and cocktail bars I go to.

For me, it's about moderation and being more comfortable with the social pressure of drinking when I'm doing dry January, but I'm wondering what people who are sober think of NA spirits? I know sobriety is not a one size fits all approach, so for those of you who are sober, is this industry a boon or a slippery slope for you?
dimejinky99 wrote:I could destroy any ai chatbot you put in front of me. Easily.
User avatar
tragabigzanda
Production Police
Posts: 51634
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by tragabigzanda »

from the ashes of tonkotsu
Last edited by tragabigzanda on Tue January 06, 2026 11:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
washing machine
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 15666
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Space City

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by washing machine »

I wonder if this stuff is marketed more to people who are sober-curious (for lack of a better term) and need a bridge of familiarity before thinking about the lifestyle change.

Also pregnant women.

You're happily sober and from talking to you, I note that drinking as an activity simply doesn't have a place in your life, alcohol or not. Please correct me if I'm misrepresenting you.

A mocktail, on the other hand, is still a very social thing and the similarity in some of these flavor profiles scratches a lot of the same itches that a cocktail does, so it perhaps makes sense that a non-drinker just doesn't have a use for them?
dimejinky99 wrote:I could destroy any ai chatbot you put in front of me. Easily.
User avatar
tragabigzanda
Production Police
Posts: 51634
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by tragabigzanda »

from the ashes of tonkotsu
Last edited by tragabigzanda on Tue January 06, 2026 11:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
wease
Major Dude
Posts: 40168
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm
Location: Where everybody knows your name

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by wease »

Maple syrup is delicious
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
- C. Montgomery Burns
User avatar
washing machine
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 15666
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Space City

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by washing machine »

Trag, thanks for that response. You might actually dig this Ghia stuff. If you ever try it, lemme know here.

As for now, I'm about to crush a shower (NA) beer after a hard run and before family errands :bammer:
dimejinky99 wrote:I could destroy any ai chatbot you put in front of me. Easily.
doug rr
The Master
Posts: 27318
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:45 pm
Location: I'm now Canadian..go broncos

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by doug rr »

not gonna lie, i do like NA old milwaukee
User avatar
washing machine
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 15666
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Space City

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by washing machine »

Sipping one part ghia (pictured in OP) and one part Waterloo pineapple sparkling water at the moment. Really good sweet/bitter balance. The 85 degree weather outside helps this cocktail make sense for the holidays.
dimejinky99 wrote:I could destroy any ai chatbot you put in front of me. Easily.
User avatar
Mickey
Mind Your Tanners
Posts: 9715
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 6:02 am
Location: Tristes Tropiques

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by Mickey »

We're on an unending fertility journey so we've explored a lot of the NA options. At first I was mostly just doing it out of solidarity with my wife, but it has sort of shifted my sense of drinking, social pressure, and routine. Sometimes I want a complex drink at the end of the day but don't actually want to drink alcohol, so I think there's a place for NA stuff beyond our specific situation.

Athletic's beers are unreal, by far the best on the market and so much better than the one-off NA beers from big brewers (Lagunitas, etc.). Started seeing these at a lot of bars nearby too, which is a nice option to have--sometimes I want to keep hanging out at a bar but don't need another drink.

We've tried Seedlip as a spirit replacement with mixed results--you can make a really nice G&T replacement but the range is somewhat limited.

Currently enjoying the various offerings from Lyres, which are a bit more complex (I think they use pepper oil to give it a bit of a bite). You can't really sip them on their own but they work well in mixed drinks. Their amaretto replacement is delicious.

Haven't tried Ghia yet but I'm intrigued.
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
User avatar
washing machine
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 15666
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Space City

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by washing machine »

Today I learned that the hip acronym is AF and not NA.

I've tasted a few AF gins, but hated the mouthfeel. A lot of what. I've tasted gets the botanics right, though. I don't think I've tried Seedlip. Is it light bodied or very viscous?

Athletic is so good. However, I was disappointed in their stout. Again -- wrong mouthfeel.
dimejinky99 wrote:I could destroy any ai chatbot you put in front of me. Easily.
User avatar
Mickey
Mind Your Tanners
Posts: 9715
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 6:02 am
Location: Tristes Tropiques

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by Mickey »

Yeah I know what you mean--I think Athletic's IPA is a little weak in terms of mouthfeel (whereas the hazy is a little more robust). The Clausthaler dry hopped is really excellent for a darker AF beer.

I'll have to try the seedlip again, we kind of shelved it for the winter. The "garden" variety was the one we used the most (for G&Ts).
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
User avatar
washing machine
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 15666
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Space City

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by washing machine »

Looking at seedlip (and ghia's) marketing, it's a good thing we've established ourselves on the first page of this thread, mickey. I get the feeling that in less than a year's time, AF is going to be an influencer's game. No instagram story is safe.
dimejinky99 wrote:I could destroy any ai chatbot you put in front of me. Easily.
User avatar
washing machine
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 15666
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Space City

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by washing machine »

Guys, I mixed in some matcha with this Ghia stuff and it's wild.
dimejinky99 wrote:I could destroy any ai chatbot you put in front of me. Easily.
User avatar
washing machine
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 15666
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Space City

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by washing machine »

Just a plant-based AF explosion
dimejinky99 wrote:I could destroy any ai chatbot you put in front of me. Easily.
User avatar
tragabigzanda
Production Police
Posts: 51634
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by tragabigzanda »

from the ashes of tonkotsu
Last edited by tragabigzanda on Tue January 06, 2026 11:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Mickey
Mind Your Tanners
Posts: 9715
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 6:02 am
Location: Tristes Tropiques

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by Mickey »

tragabigzanda wrote:Had a German NA last night that was pretty mediocre. Made me long for Athlete.
Name names.
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
User avatar
tragabigzanda
Production Police
Posts: 51634
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm

Re: Non-alcoholic recipes and cocktails

Post by tragabigzanda »

from the ashes of tonkotsu
Last edited by tragabigzanda on Tue January 06, 2026 11:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Post Reply