Create a Sandwich
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Re: Create a Sandwich
I love wet sandwiches.
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Re: Create a Sandwich
5. Aluminum foil (to wrap that mess up and throw it in the trash)JuanHamm wrote:4. Sliced cucumberwashing machine wrote:1. Croissant
2. Water
3. Hidden Valley Ranch packet
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I don’t think aluminum foil holds water very well.
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Re: Create a Sandwich
the croissant holds the water, the foil holds the soggy croissant
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Re: Create a Sandwich
Sure, but no one is going to bite into foil.
No sane person, anyway.
No sane person, anyway.
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No sane person looks at a sandwich wrapped in foil and thinks they’re supposed to bite the foil. Are you feeling ok, dad?
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Dev wrote:You're whole platform is about normalizing idiocy.
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I’m not well.macphisto wrote:No sane person looks at a sandwich wrapped in foil and thinks they’re supposed to bite the foil. Are you feeling ok, dad?
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
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I’m sorry. Get well soon. If dad ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy!
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Re: Create a Sandwich
2. orange marmaladetragabigzanda wrote:1. English muffin, toasted
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Re: Create a Sandwich
3. (just a pinch of) CinnamonNorris wrote:2. orange marmaladetragabigzanda wrote:1. English muffin, toasted
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5. Peanut buttertragabigzanda wrote:4. Sausage pattyBammer wrote:3. (just a pinch of) CinnamonNorris wrote:2. orange marmaladetragabigzanda wrote:1. English muffin, toasted
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Holy Christ this thread is 20 pages long. Congrats to the thread maker I guess.
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it’s run its course
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course finishing salt
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Yeah Reid really hit one out of the park here.BurtReynolds wrote:Holy Christ this thread is 20 pages long. Congrats to the thread maker I guess.
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Mac, you have had your chance.
1. Batter (this one is getting deep fried at the end)
1. Batter (this one is getting deep fried at the end)
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2. Fish headBammer wrote:Mac, you have had your chance.
1. Batter (this one is getting deep fried at the end)