Marvel: Eternals (2021)

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Mecca wrote:This movie just made me wonder about celestials in general; they all appear the same here, but Ego was a floating brain that formed a planet around himself and didn’t look all Galactus-y
Ego was not a Celestial.

At least not in the comics.
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wease wrote:
Mecca wrote:This movie just made me wonder about celestials in general; they all appear the same here, but Ego was a floating brain that formed a planet around himself and didn’t look all Galactus-y
Ego was not a Celestial.

At least not in the comics.
He is in the MCU. ... or at least claims to be.
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B wrote:
wease wrote:
Mecca wrote:This movie just made me wonder about celestials in general; they all appear the same here, but Ego was a floating brain that formed a planet around himself and didn’t look all Galactus-y
Ego was not a Celestial.

At least not in the comics.
He is in the MCU. ... or at least claims to be.
But not in the comics.
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Simple Torture wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:
Mecca wrote:This movie just made me wonder about celestials in general; they all appear the same here, but Ego was a floating brain that formed a planet around himself and didn’t look all Galactus-y
Ego was not a Celestial.

At least not in the comics.
He is in the MCU. ... or at least claims to be.
But not in the comics.
But he is in the movies.
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B wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:
Mecca wrote:This movie just made me wonder about celestials in general; they all appear the same here, but Ego was a floating brain that formed a planet around himself and didn’t look all Galactus-y
Ego was not a Celestial.

At least not in the comics.
He is in the MCU. ... or at least claims to be.
But not in the comics.
But he is in the movies.
What about in the comics? Does anybody know?
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JuanHamm wrote:
B wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:
Mecca wrote:This movie just made me wonder about celestials in general; they all appear the same here, but Ego was a floating brain that formed a planet around himself and didn’t look all Galactus-y
Ego was not a Celestial.

At least not in the comics.
He is in the MCU. ... or at least claims to be.
But not in the comics.
But he is in the movies.
What about in the comics? Does anybody know?
I think he was. Can anyone confirm?
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BurtReynolds wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
B wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
B wrote:
wease wrote:
Mecca wrote:This movie just made me wonder about celestials in general; they all appear the same here, but Ego was a floating brain that formed a planet around himself and didn’t look all Galactus-y
Ego was not a Celestial.

At least not in the comics.
He is in the MCU. ... or at least claims to be.
But not in the comics.
But he is in the movies.
What about in the comics? Does anybody know?
I think he was. Can anyone confirm?
I haven't read the comics.
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What kind of fucking loser reads comics? Nerds
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That was fine. Could easily be trimmed without losing anything important. The third act saved it from being bad.

I agree on the Bollywood scene; that was a travesty.
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Ensign9 wrote:That was fine. Could easily be trimmed without losing anything important. The third act saved it from being bad.

I agree on the Bollywood scene; that was a travesty.
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This was so bad.
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I don't think I'll ever watch this
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Watched this with my wife cause she was excited to see it, we both struggled to finish this
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Entertaining first 20 minutes. Hope the rest is as good.
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That was fucking awful. By far the worst Marvel movie.

Starfox was cool tho.
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I was so bored thru out this movie.

I thought the Bollywood guy and his assistant were the best thing in the movie. They gave a few laughs at least.

Jolie was terrible.


Worst MCU movie by a fair margin imho
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It was so fucking complicated.
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Got Some wrote:Worst MCU movie by a fair margin imho
Have you not seen Capt. Marvel?

Some insight from the Thanos/Starfox mention and alternate endings.
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So Disney has an entire streaming platform to tell long in depth stories... and decides to introduce 10 characters we dont know in one movie that felt simultaneously rushed and entirely too long. This could have been a pretty decent 12 episode series so that we could actually learn and care about these characters.
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Anders wrote:Entertaining first 20 minutes. Hope the rest is as good.
It wasn’t. Not the worst Marvel movie, yet not very good.
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