Lightning Bolt: the official album thread

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 1:46 pm

To anyone who would scream "Fuck you" to anyone on this board:

I work part time for an SMS Q&A service, and one of our regular customers (who has changed his phone number several times) SMS's us to ask what would be left behind if various dangerous animals ate little boys in speedos. Another customer flat out asked us to advise him where he could find underaged boys to have sex with in Dublin.

Think about that the next time you judge someone for feeling a little bit passionate/annoyed with one little rock band.

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 1:48 pm

We also had one guy send roughly a thousand questions (no exaggeration) about deleting compromising emails.

And a lady asking about the health issues with taking a dump on her husband's face during sex.

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 1:50 pm

Anyway, how 'bout them Lightning Bolts, eh?

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 1:50 pm

If nobody replied, I could fill up this entire page with just my posts.

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 1:50 pm

It'd be like Hulkception.

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 1:51 pm

Except I don't have the pace or stamina to do it.

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 1:51 pm

And I wouldn't have anything interesting to say after a while.

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 1:52 pm

But, I suppose I could plug on for as long as I could.

Maybe go "woah, Breaking Bad, eh?"

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Mon September 30, 2013 1:52 pm

advertent Rmer poetry

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 1:52 pm

Then apologise for going off topic.

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 1:53 pm

McParadigm wrote:advertent Rmer poetry

It was an unreachable dream.

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 2:02 pm

Now I'm crying rainbows as I wait for lightning to strike.

Aw-huh.

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 2:08 pm

So...

Still no leak, then?

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 2:11 pm

Guess not.

Mon September 30, 2013 2:16 pm

you are doing great work here today hulk

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 2:18 pm

Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:you are doing great work here today hulk

I do it for America, brother.

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 2:21 pm

Whitey McTeeth · Mon September 30, 2013 2:26 pm

I'm glad this thread has finally taken off.

Strat · Post by **Strat** » Mon September 30, 2013 2:28 pm

Woa, i am going to shower. Then I am going to sip on some coffee and catch up on this thread because it looks like some emotional things happened!

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Mon September 30, 2013 2:29 pm

ABNorman wrote:

I can't believe this band did anything like what this gif suggests, and Harmless is bummed out about a bit of car head banging.

Red Mosquito

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