What are you eating right now?

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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
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dad wrote:beets
Are you out of oatmeal or something?
I only eat oatmeal in the morning. Otherwise, I’d likely poop in my bed.
I wish it aided my poo pooing :/
I’m sorry you’re having issues with that. I hope you fill the toilet soon.

I wonder if you’d poop if you had a seat to sit on.
Thx bro. I had a less than mediocre one early this morning, then a mediocre one awhile later. I just can’t find any rhyme or reason when it comes to what I eat.

I’m going to be honest with you, I made up the no seat on my toilet bit. I just thought it was humorous.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:beets
Are you out of oatmeal or something?
I only eat oatmeal in the morning. Otherwise, I’d likely poop in my bed.
I wish it aided my poo pooing :/
I’m sorry you’re having issues with that. I hope you fill the toilet soon.

I wonder if you’d poop if you had a seat to sit on.
Thx bro. I had a less than mediocre one early this morning, then a mediocre one awhile later. I just can’t find any rhyme or reason when it comes to what I eat.

I’m going to be honest with you, I made up the no seat on my toilet bit. I just thought it was humorous.
thank you for being honest.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:beets
Are you out of oatmeal or something?
I only eat oatmeal in the morning. Otherwise, I’d likely poop in my bed.
I wish it aided my poo pooing :/
I’m sorry you’re having issues with that. I hope you fill the toilet soon.

I wonder if you’d poop if you had a seat to sit on.
Thx bro. I had a less than mediocre one early this morning, then a mediocre one awhile later. I just can’t find any rhyme or reason when it comes to what I eat.

I’m going to be honest with you, I made up the no seat on my toilet bit. I just thought it was humorous.
thank you for being honest.
I will never lie for the sake of a humorous tale again.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Oatmeal.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Oatmeal.
same
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Oatmeal.
same
omg. samesies here too!
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Oatmeal defines the bond the three of us share.
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cookie butter ice cream topped with a chili onion crunch drizzle and a piece of chocolate cake on top of that…choc cake w/choc frosting.
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dad wrote:cookie butter ice cream topped with a chili onion crunch drizzle and a piece of chocolate cake on top of that…choc cake w/choc frosting.
Have you given up
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:cookie butter ice cream topped with a chili onion crunch drizzle and a piece of chocolate cake on top of that…choc cake w/choc frosting.
Have you given up
I’m on the cusp.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:cookie butter ice cream topped with a chili onion crunch drizzle and a piece of chocolate cake on top of that…choc cake w/choc frosting.
Have you given up
I’m on the cusp.
We all believe in your ability to overcome this dark period in your life. Enjoy your dessert tonight, but tomorrow will be the next day of the rest of your life.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:cookie butter ice cream topped with a chili onion crunch drizzle and a piece of chocolate cake on top of that…choc cake w/choc frosting.
Have you given up
I’m on the cusp.
We all believe in your ability to overcome this dark period in your life. Enjoy your dessert tonight, but tomorrow will be the next day of the rest of your life.
not if I can help it.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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bean fuckin soup
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I had oatmeal for breakfast

No I didn't

I had a 15-ingredient omelette and it wasn't even an omelette because I didn't foldette
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knee tunes wrote:bean fuckin soup
one would need to fuck a lot of beans to make a soup.
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Oatmeal
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knee tunes wrote:I had oatmeal for breakfast

No I didn't

I had a 15-ingredient omelette and it wasn't even an omelette because I didn't foldette
Rank the ingredients
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spike wrote:
knee tunes wrote:I had oatmeal for breakfast

No I didn't

I had a 15-ingredient omelette and it wasn't even an omelette because I didn't foldette
Rank the ingredients
1. Egg , 3 of egglands best
2.filippo Berio extra light Olive oil
3. Mr black forest Ham slice
4 shredded sharp cheddar
5. Ground flax seed (for safety)
6. Green onion--one strand
7. Regular white onion--one slice
8. Garlic (elephant variety)
9. Some of a green pepper
10. Touch of soy sauce
11. Spinach
12. 3 or 4 crushed peanuts
13 toast
14 coffee
15. Cutey mandarin
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Putting the coffee into the breakfast meal, so you don’t have to sit there and slurp it, is genius.
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