"I Fell In the Pit": The Synergy/Pit/Porch Thread

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lecherouslittlestump wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Image
Um, that's me. I guess I should be flattered that you feel compelled to post my photo on random websites?

So much for that Jamily spirit. This forum is full of fucking nerds. I guarantee that I get more pussy and more notches on my bedpost in a week than you have in your life.

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
lecherouslittlestump wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Image
Um, that's me. I guess I should be flattered that you feel compelled to post my photo on random websites?

So much for that Jamily spirit. This forum is full of fucking nerds. I guarantee that I get more pussy and more notches on my bedpost in a week than you have in your life.

Miserable cuck.
There’s no way this is the guy that always posts insider information about the new album
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I totally go on a date with that guy for that ticket.

And i would much more if he pays for my ticket and hotel.

Im a slut.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
lecherouslittlestump wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Image
Um, that's me. I guess I should be flattered that you feel compelled to post my photo on random websites?

So much for that Jamily spirit. This forum is full of fucking nerds. I guarantee that I get more pussy and more notches on my bedpost in a week than you have in your life.

Miserable cuck.
There’s no way this is the guy that always posts insider information about the new album

every forum is full of fucking nerds
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Simple Torture wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Have there been any replies? Jfc Pearl Jam fans i swear
Nothing really good yet, but someone posted this:

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searched for "wotman"
https://community.pearljam.com/discussi ... experience :shock:
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coptheriotact wrote:searched for "wotman"
https://community.pearljam.com/discussi ... experience :shock:
Trying to read this may have broken something in my brain.
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pearl jam sucks now
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Same.
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ha!

Ok, so Watt is a superfan indeed. But this is just a long fan story about a teacher meeting celebrities at a EV show. A show he went to with Watt and his dad.
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coptheriotact wrote:searched for "wotman"
https://community.pearljam.com/discussi ... experience :shock:
Sensational. I love how, without fail, when a story is this long, the poster always has to assure his readers that he's not gay.
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Before I start reading that novella, is it worth it?
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wease wrote:Before I start reading that novella, is it worth it?
It is…..haha….kidding…..
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Simple Torture wrote:
wease wrote:Before I start reading that novella, is it worth it?
It is…..haha….kidding…..
lol

I read it and I don't exactly regret it, but I'm also very bored
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Thanks for the warning. Did not read the post. Somebody find that guy and jail him.
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My god. There’s 15 minutes I won’t get back. Nothing like reading a 20000-word run-on sentence.

And only $60 gets them backstage.
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wease wrote:My god. There’s 15 minutes I won’t get back. Nothing like reading a 20000-word run-on sentence.

And only $60 gets them backstage.
Yeah the moral of the story is that Eddie should never play that venue again, since they're letting any old psychos backstage.
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Good point.
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