No Leak Club

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

The LB thread? .... Oh, oh! You mean the harmless thread.

[Lament]

Have you done your penance for being horrible about Ed?

I filled a dark room with lit candles, threw my body in front of a giant framed copy of this,



and proceeded to physically harm myself while crying hysterically to No More on repeat. After passing out and waking up the next morning in a room bathed in the brightest, warmest sunlight I've ever experienced, the Ed in the picture came to life and cradled me in his arms. I started to weep again, but he hushed me and stroked my hair till I was overcome with the calmest calm I'd ever felt. He then produced a ukulele out of thin air, played a new song called "You Are Forgiven, My Wayward Son," pulled out a surfboard made of pure gold and dragon bones, and surfed off into the ether, his untamed mane glistening as it cascaded down his neck and shoulders.

How about you? How is your penance going?

[harmless]

Have you done your penance for being horrible about Ed?

I filled a dark room with lit candles, threw my body in front of a giant framed copy of this,



and proceeded to physically harm myself while crying hysterically to No More on repeat. After passing out and waking up the next morning in a room bathed in the brightest, warmest sunlight I've ever experienced, the Ed in the picture came to life and cradled me in his arms. I started to weep again, but he hushed me and stroked my hair till I was overcome with the calmest calm I'd ever felt. He then produced a ukulele out of thin air, played a new song called "You Are Forgiven, My Wayward Son," pulled out a surfboard made of pure gold and dragon bones, and surfed off into the ether, his untamed mane glistening as it cascaded down his neck and shoulders.

How about you? How is your penance going?

Awww. Yeah, mine wasn't quite as dramatic as that, but it was good. I felt the feels and I think I've been forgiven.

We're lucky men to count on both hands the rock stars we love, right?

[Lament]

We're lucky men to count on both hands the rock stars we love, right?

It's so true. I know some folks that just have one. I've heard that there are even others that got none.

[harmless]

We're lucky men to count on both hands the rock stars we love, right?

It's so true. I know some folks that just have one. I've heard that there are even others that got none.

Aw-huh

[ABNorman]

This is getting close you guys.

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

This is getting close you guys.

Still not close enough though

[broken iris]

Stay stronger team. Less than two weeks. You are 99.1% done with the wait between albums.

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

Stay stronger team. Less than two weeks. You are 99.1% done with the wait between albums.

thats a little comforting

[stip]

are you guys rooting for a leak so you can feel good about your staying in the club accomplishment? Or is this just some group you signed up for because it is a line on your resume that doesn't require you to do anything?

[VinylGuy]

are you guys rooting for a leak so you can feel good about your staying in the club accomplishment? Or is this just some group you signed up for because it is a line on your resume that doesn't require you to do anything?

WTF.

There has been a partial leak...Nothing? i dont think so.

[EJ]

are you guys rooting for a leak so you can feel good about your staying in the club accomplishment? Or is this just some group you signed up for because it is a line on your resume that doesn't require you to do anything?

Actually, I hope it doesn't leak so you tossers can keep complaining "PLEASE LEAK TODAY."

[stip]

are you guys rooting for a leak so you can feel good about your staying in the club accomplishment? Or is this just some group you signed up for because it is a line on your resume that doesn't require you to do anything?

WTF.

There has been a partial leak...Nothing? i dont think so.

no, that's true. Fair point. And I didn't mean for that to sound hostile, even though it clearly did. I was just wondering this morning if the no leak club is rendered irrelevant if there is no leak.

[VinylGuy]

are you guys rooting for a leak so you can feel good about your staying in the club accomplishment? Or is this just some group you signed up for because it is a line on your resume that doesn't require you to do anything?

WTF.

There has been a partial leak...Nothing? i dont think so.

no, that's true. Fair point. And I didn't mean for that to sound hostile, even though it clearly did. I was just wondering this morning if the no leak club is rendered irrelevant if there is no leak.

There was a leak. And we didt care about it...
The No Leak Club is more than just a group of guys not waiting for a leak.
Is a group of friends standing for what they believe is right.
Is a group of human being who believe that modern society is pushing ourselves to do things we dont want, just because its free and available.
Is a group of individuals who still believes that the past can be the present.

The No Leak Club is a family.

[Thejambi]

are you guys rooting for a leak so you can feel good about your staying in the club accomplishment? Or is this just some group you signed up for because it is a line on your resume that doesn't require you to do anything?

WTF.

There has been a partial leak...Nothing? i dont think so.

no, that's true. Fair point. And I didn't mean for that to sound hostile, even though it clearly did. I was just wondering this morning if the no leak club is rendered irrelevant if there is no leak.

There was a leak. And we didt care about it...
The No Leak Club is more than just a group of guys not waiting for a leak.
Is a group of friends standing for what they believe is right.
Is a group of human being who believe that modern society is pushing ourselves to do things we dont want, just because its free and available.
Is a group of individuals who still believes that the past can be the present.

The No Leak Club is a family.

How many did you lose after the first leak?

[VinylGuy]

are you guys rooting for a leak so you can feel good about your staying in the club accomplishment? Or is this just some group you signed up for because it is a line on your resume that doesn't require you to do anything?

WTF.

There has been a partial leak...Nothing? i dont think so.

no, that's true. Fair point. And I didn't mean for that to sound hostile, even though it clearly did. I was just wondering this morning if the no leak club is rendered irrelevant if there is no leak.

There was a leak. And we didt care about it...
The No Leak Club is more than just a group of guys not waiting for a leak.
Is a group of friends standing for what they believe is right.
Is a group of human being who believe that modern society is pushing ourselves to do things we dont want, just because its free and available.
Is a group of individuals who still believes that the past can be the present.

The No Leak Club is a family.

How many did you lose after the first leak?

A few good man. Soldiers tempted by the social media.

We still remember them with love.

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

are you guys rooting for a leak so you can feel good about your staying in the club accomplishment? Or is this just some group you signed up for because it is a line on your resume that doesn't require you to do anything?

i hope you guys get a leak, but id prefer it doesnt happen because as ive said a bunch before, i dont wanna know every little detail about the songs, and also i dont wanna be so far behind in discussion on the songs by the time i get to hear it

[stip]

honestly it's the experience of talking about the album with RM that is the biggest reason I'd go after a leak.

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

honestly it's the experience of talking about the album with RM that is the biggest reason I'd go after a leak.

i might change it up for the next album because i do miss that part, but ive only really missed out on LTRP, SW and Getaway

[epilogue]

I'm so "get off my lawn" about the internet and internet culture. I'm an old fucker who just gets more and more pissed off about the internet every day. My patience is at it's limit. I'd prefer nothing leak ever again. The gross entitlement leaks (and the like) have created make me want to end it all and hope I can start over from scratch. It's all so fucking stupid.

But, on the other hand, I can avoid leaks and the internet if/when I need. And others can have their leaks and it doesn't affect my life, ultimately.

So, yeah, I don't really care. Either way.