What kind of diner are you?

[epilogue]

Or, you know, just pay folks a livable wage.

[macphisto]

Or, you know, just pay folks a livable wage.

Great, the current tipping system is very flawed. What is that job worth?

[JuanHamm]

Or, you know, just pay folks a livable wage.

Great, the current tipping system is very flawed. What is that job worth?

$5,000,000

[macphisto]

Or, you know, just pay folks a livable wage.

Great, the current tipping system is very flawed. What is that job worth?

$5,000,000

In Brandon's America, you're probably right.

[spike]

Here's my answer to the tipping question. I leave 20% basically no matter what, either rounded up to the next whole dollar if I'm leaving cash or with the right amount of change to get my bill to a .00 whole number if it's going on the card. If I'm just super super bummed about the experience at the restaurant I might leave a dollar less than 20%. And here's the part I'm not proud about: good looking female servers who were nice to me get a bigger tip. I'm not proud of it but it's true

So petty, dude. Be best.

That’s literally what the tip is supposed to reflect tho.

Poor service should not be rewarded, at least not generously. So refreshing to see spike coming in as a voice of reason.

I’m never not the voice of reason you kook!