What movies are you watching?

[JuanHamm]

I had no problem with Bale’s Batman voice, and thought he was a fantastic Bruce Wayne/Batman.

Sitting in the theater now. Pray I don’t fall asleep.

Enjoy.

[Ms Harmless]

I just watched a clip of Paul Dano's Riddler being interrogated and trolling Batman, and I honestly haven't smiled like that since watching vintage X-Files creeps fuck with Mulder

Why are you spoiling the movie for yourself by watching clips? Please stop!

I do this with literally everything, never cared about spoilers; when I get into something I just dive in and consume everything I can, it won't ruin the movie

[The Argonaut]

Do you have a plan to see the movie itself soon?

[Jorge]

I just watched a clip of Paul Dano's Riddler being interrogated and trolling Batman, and I honestly haven't smiled like that since watching vintage X-Files creeps fuck with Mulder

Why are you spoiling the movie for yourself by watching clips? Please stop!

I do this with literally everything, never cared about spoilers; when I get into something I just dive in and consume everything I can, it won't ruin the movie

Have you tried the other way? Letting a hotly anticipated movie surprise you, taking things in within the intended pacing and context? Did it change anything?

I'm not a spoiler obsessive, like those people who straight up avoid trailers and TV spots. But watching scenes from the movie feels weird to me. I love being surprised

[Ms Harmless]

I'll be fine, Dad!

[Jorge]

You must consume art the correct way (my way)

[Ms Harmless]

can we go to McDonalds now?

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Tootsie

[BurtReynolds]

Backtrace



Sylvester Stallone gets second billing in this turgid piece of shit. Stallone is in it for about 5 minutes total. He shows up at the end to shoot everyone.

Matthew Modine (3rd on the bill) wanders around with a migraine for most of the movie.

Surprise appearance by Shooter McGavin himself! Guess who turns out to be the bad guy? (oh, spoiler alert)

12 stars out of 345!

[BurtReynolds]

Both Sunday Sport and Daily Sport give it 4 stars!

[The Argonaut]

Burt, you're watching stuff that's worse than straight-to-DVD. You're watching stuff that's worse than made-in-China. You're watching stuff that's made FOR China

[The Argonaut]

jk, most Hollywood movies are made for China now

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Welcome back, argo.

[BurtReynolds]

Speaking of Hollywood dreck:

The King's Man. What the fuck is this shit?

Some kind of bizarre propagandist nonsense where the "hero" happens to have the bullshit values of a self loathing 21st century liberal (who ain't giving that mansion back though), the "bad guys" are actually the good guys who want to overthrow the corrupt status quo but are thwarted by a diverse cast of anglo status quo defenders, and there is a bizarre homophobic subplot involving a fucking awesome free spirited Rasputin, who is the only good thing about this piece of shit, and I lost interest as soon as he left.

Halfway through it goes from comic book movie to brutal war movie. Then it goes back to comics.

"War is bad but also we need to keep clandestinely manipulating foreign governments to keep fighting on behalf of Britain."

Very weird movie all around!

-59 stars. F-!

[BurtReynolds]

Going back to real movies. Next up: Out of Death, starring the always reliable Bruce Willis!

[BurtReynolds]

this is atrocious!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

[BurtReynolds]

Lol they really are feeding him his lines through an ear piece. Pathetic.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

What movie best defines our relationship, burt?

[BurtReynolds]

What movie best defines our relationship, burt?

Exit Wounds starring Steven Seagal and DMX.