Are you not not going to watch the Oscars this year?

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It certainly has people talking about the Oscars for once
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Harmless, people have been making fun of bald men time immemorial. It’s practically the point of Seinfeld. What’s the difference?
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Could have heckled Rock for a lame, derivative joke.

Could have walked out and not been there to accept his Oscar.

Could have stayed and used his speech to educate people about alopecia.

Could have made a rap song trashing Rock.

Getting up to punch the guy who is paid to make jokes shows that he's everything he always said that he wasn't.
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I can't believe they let him stay and give his speech and then this jackass gets up there and talks about being a vessel for love.

What a schmuck.
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It's like Hollywood twitter has never witnessed a batter charging the mound.
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I bet Rock didn't even know about the alopecia.
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yikes!
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Clearly a work

It's wrestlemania season
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tree_ wrote:Harmless, people have been making fun of bald men time immemorial. It’s practically the point of Seinfeld. What’s the difference?
The presenters made a joke about Chameelet looking like crap after COVID and pointing JK Simmons as him...I guess his wife should have teach those hoes a lesson
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Really those three were the worst
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I guess if everyone is making jokes about you being a cuck at some point you gotta have a "me am beat you up" moment when someone makes a joke about your wife. I mean if my wife was losing her hair I imagine it would be incredibly traumatic for her so I get him being pissed and wanting to smack Rock. I probably would have talked to him after the show but the whole cuck thing so smack.
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This is going to be a good thread to watch.
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“ “Now at this point, I can only laugh… y’all know I’ve been struggling with alopecia. Just all of a sudden, one day…it just showed up like that. Now, this is going to be a little bit more difficult for me to hide. So, I thought I’d just share it so y’all not asking any questions…Mama’s gonna have to take it down to the scalp so nobody thinks she got brain surgery or something. Me and this alopecia are going to be friends … period!””

Lol at will smith.
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It’s clear: Hollywood message last night is that you are allowed to do crazy things for love.
You might even get an award.

It’s settled then!
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Will Smith... defending America from the invasion of bald jokes since the 90's
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VinylGuy wrote:It’s clear: Hollywood message last night is that you are allowed to do crazy things for love.
You might even get an award.

It’s settled then!
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After the events of last night, white people are back as the good race right?

we are the good ones
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depends on how much hair you have
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