Are you not not going to watch the Oscars this year?

[BurtReynolds]

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Would you slap me, Burt?

[Ms Harmless]

The joke was bad. But it wasn’t worse than the slap.

I'd be content with some fucker in here admitting that it was equivalent and calling the whole thing off

[BurtReynolds]

Would you slap me, Burt?

yes

[Birds in Hell]

....and the Gracie breakdown

This guy needs to learn to defend against plosives.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Would you slap me, Burt?

yes

Why?

[Jorge]

Back where we belong

[lennytheweedwhacker]

B took it all back, took it all back, took it all back

[tree_]

The joke was bad. But it wasn’t worse than the slap.

I'd be content with some fucker in here admitting that it was equivalent and calling the whole thing off

It wasn’t offensive. It was boring. The slap was next level offensive insanity.

[macphisto]

CR probably should have fought back. People are going to be walking/rolling up to him for the rest of his life trying to reenact the slap heard round the world. He comes off looking like the good guy last night, but at what cost?

[Chris_H_2]

until we get decked for saying something that someone finds offensive (but we’ll definitely deserve it).

it really depends what it is, because "offense" isn't created equal; just like how you've all gone apeshit because I dared to utter the words "Chris Rock deserved it"

I mean Jesus Fucking Christ, it's amazing that nearly everyone here has demolished that opinion as completely outside the bounds of adult compassion and civility

there’s a reason that assault and battery are against the law and that you can be sued for those offenses in a civil court. there are no “it depends on whether the offender finds the speech offensive” or “he only grazed his cheek” (which creates a terrible slippery slope) exceptions.

I’m guessing most of this is motivated by you having a partner that also has alopecia, and that you (understandably) found Chris Rock’s joke offensive. But that doesn’t mean you can just batter someone for it. This isn’t the Wild West of justice.

it's anarchy!!! it's a slap now, what will be it be tomorrow?! the complete annihilation of our children!!

deeply intelligent response

[Ms Harmless]

until we get decked for saying something that someone finds offensive (but we’ll definitely deserve it).

it really depends what it is, because "offense" isn't created equal; just like how you've all gone apeshit because I dared to utter the words "Chris Rock deserved it"

I mean Jesus Fucking Christ, it's amazing that nearly everyone here has demolished that opinion as completely outside the bounds of adult compassion and civility

there’s a reason that assault and battery are against the law and that you can be sued for those offenses in a civil court. there are no “it depends on whether the offender finds the speech offensive” or “he only grazed his cheek” (which creates a terrible slippery slope) exceptions.

I’m guessing most of this is motivated by you having a partner that also has alopecia, and that you (understandably) found Chris Rock’s joke offensive. But that doesn’t mean you can just batter someone for it. This isn’t the Wild West of justice.

it's anarchy!!! it's a slap now, what will be it be tomorrow?! the complete annihilation of our children!!

deeply intelligent response

sorry

[Ms Harmless]

The joke was bad. But it wasn’t worse than the slap.

I'd be content with some fucker in here admitting that it was equivalent and calling the whole thing off

It wasn’t offensive. It was boring. The slap was next level offensive insanity.

NEXT LEVEL OFFENSIVE INSANITY

wow that's the most insane offensive level

[tree_]

The joke was bad. But it wasn’t worse than the slap.

I'd be content with some fucker in here admitting that it was equivalent and calling the whole thing off

It wasn’t offensive. It was boring. The slap was next level offensive insanity.

NEXT LEVEL OFFENSIVE INSANITY

wow that's the most insane offensive level

pert near

[spike]

Sounds like the academy may take away his Oscar

[Strat]

I will say, per usual, tree picked a weird hill to die on with the whole hot chick thing. So many different reasons he could have chosen.

[Mickey]

Some of you still fail to understand the tree_ account

[dad]

[macphisto]

How the heck are they going to top this next year?

[Rangi Guy]

How the heck are they going to top this next year?

Live performance of The Aristocrats joke