What are you eating right now?

[dad]

I just had a spoonful of peanut butter also! And a few raisins afterward.

both are delicious choices.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I just had a spoonful of peanut butter also! And a few raisins afterward.

both are delicious choices.

You didn't sugar it up this weekend, did you?

[dad]

I just had a spoonful of peanut butter also! And a few raisins afterward.

both are delicious choices.

You didn't sugar it up this weekend, did you?

nope. i stayed clean.

i did stare down some hostess snacks near the checkout lane tho.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I just had a spoonful of peanut butter also! And a few raisins afterward.

both are delicious choices.

You didn't sugar it up this weekend, did you?

nope. i stayed clean.

Great work, champ.

[dad]

I just had a spoonful of peanut butter also! And a few raisins afterward.

both are delicious choices.

You didn't sugar it up this weekend, did you?

nope. i stayed clean.

Great work, champ.

thanks! i'm enjoying the no sugar added peanut butter.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I just had a spoonful of peanut butter also! And a few raisins afterward.

both are delicious choices.

You didn't sugar it up this weekend, did you?

nope. i stayed clean.

Great work, champ.

thanks! i'm enjoying the no sugar added peanut butter.

I can’t imagine.

[macphisto]

I really wanted to bond with dad over eating a spoonful of PB. When I found out it was SF, I was devastated.

[dad]

I really wanted to bond with dad over eating a spoonful of PB. When I found out it was SF, I was devastated.

did it feel like a slap to the face?

[macphisto]

I really wanted to bond with dad over eating a spoonful of PB. When I found out it was SF, I was devastated.

did it feel like a slap to the face?

I felt like slapping you in the face for offending my sensibilities.

[dad]

I really wanted to bond with dad over eating a spoonful of PB. When I found out it was SF, I was devastated.

did it feel like a slap to the face?

I felt like slapping you in the face for offending my sensibilities.

please don't give up on me.

[macphisto]

I really wanted to bond with dad over eating a spoonful of PB. When I found out it was SF, I was devastated.

did it feel like a slap to the face?

I felt like slapping you in the face for offending my sensibilities.

please don't give up on me.

You know I never will, but help me understand. Are you on a health journey? It just sounds like the culinary equivalent of joyless missionary sex through a hole in a sheet for reproductive purposes only.







I’m sorry for food-shaming.

[macphisto]

And sex-shaming.

[Strat]

Just inhaled a pan pizza from dominos. shit.

[macphisto]

Just inhaled a pan pizza from dominos. shit.

They only come in medium, so it could be worse. What toppings?

[Strat]

Just inhaled a pan pizza from dominos. shit.

They only come in medium, so it could be worse. What toppings?

Pep, sausage, mushroom.

Done.

[macphisto]

Just inhaled a pan pizza from dominos. shit.

They only come in medium, so it could be worse. What toppings?

Pep, sausage, mushroom.

Done.

Nicce. I might swap out the shrooms for green olives or green peppers, but I wouldn’t kick yours out of bed while taking in GI Jane 2.

[Strat]

Just inhaled a pan pizza from dominos. shit.

They only come in medium, so it could be worse. What toppings?

Pep, sausage, mushroom.

Done.

Nicce. I might swap out the shrooms for green olives or green peppers, but I wouldn’t kick yours out of bed while taking in GI Jane 2.

IM not shaving my head though. All i have going for me is my beautiful hair.

[macphisto]

Just inhaled a pan pizza from dominos. shit.

They only come in medium, so it could be worse. What toppings?

Pep, sausage, mushroom.

Done.

Nicce. I might swap out the shrooms for green olives or green peppers, but I wouldn’t kick yours out of bed while taking in GI Jane 2.

IM not shaving my head though. All i have going for me is my beautiful hair.

K. I shave mine. I have a disability.

[macphisto]

Just built your pizza in the app: 2800 calories. Impressive.

[macphisto]

A large hand tossed pepperoni comes in at just 2400.