Lightning Bolt: the official album thread

[guitar_davey]

Surprise!

This might be it! PM harmless for more info.

[Acidfuel]

OMG!

[LetMeSleep]

I just graded a paper from a student named alfred, and i started to write a comment 'Alfred, please...' and then i smiled and thought there are only a handful of people in the world who will understand why.

[harmless]

Ugh, sorry guys it "hasn't worked".

[KurtLeon]

Ugh, sorry guys it "hasn't worked".

[Mirella]

I don't care if it leaks tonight but I am off to bed. Had a night and day from hell. First nightmares about our horrible upstairs neighbour, then I woke up tired, made it to my car in time, but there were red lights and alarms and smoke, and I could not drive. Called the garage but they were not open yet. Waited and then called again, and (good thing) found out I had some kind of extra service because I always go there. Volkswagen mobility or something. So I called that. Problem was that I needed a certain service booklet, and I could not find it. Found it after a while and some frantic searching in a box, and called again. Then I had to wait an hour for them to call me back. Turned out the original garage was ordered to handle this, so I got my 'own' mechanic. He asked me to bring them the key so they could pick up the car later. Could have saved me an hour that way. So, then I had to cycle all the way to work, which is 19 km away. And my condition is pretty bad lately. Arrived at 10:30 instead of 8:00, so it was a very busy day. Then right before I wanted to leave, someone had an important letter they needed to be language-checked and printed, so I had to stay after that to finish my 'normal' work. Oh, and the car will be extremely expensive to repair, around my monthly salary, so I chose to make it just as expensive as really necessary, and let the other half wait a couple of months. Then I had to cycle back, and I went as slow as you can not even imagine. A co-worker passed me by and he said "jesus! do you always cycle this slow?" I don't. It was like I had two flat tires. And no energy. Anyway, I got some support from my boyfriend because he cycles too and the last part of my track is his as well. It took me one and a half hour in total, including two short breaks. Back at home he fed the cats and cleared some poop while I cooked, and after dinner I finished my work by logging in from home. A neighbour had also visited, calling me by a wrong name, just to ask if he could pick the apples from our tree because it would be a waste if they just fell and rotted away.

is this enough text?

anyway, good night, and I hope it leaks tomorrow afternoon (my time) .

groetjes,
Mirella

[Iowaska_Experience]

Can we come up with a code word for when the thing actually does leak (i.e., is in the Gmail box)?

I vote "tits."

[Lostdog]

Mi paraguas tiene un agujero.

[nomorecrackpipes]

Ugh, sorry guys it "hasn't worked".

[harmless]

Can we come up with a code word for when the thing actually does leak (i.e., is in the Gmail box)?

I vote "tits."

Haha, I'm not searching in the gmail every time a bunch of randy, arrogant straight males on the internet say "tits".

[KurtLeon]

Can we come up with a code word for when the thing actually does leak (i.e., is in the Gmail box)?

I vote "tits."

Tetas.

[Django Butterworth]

Can we come up with a code word for when the thing actually does leak (i.e., is in the Gmail box)?

I vote "tits."

Tetas.

Kettle Corn.

[Mirella]

Can we come up with a code word for when the thing actually does leak (i.e., is in the Gmail box)?

I vote "tits."

I don't even have the gmail details. So, if I get anything to upload, too bad
Should not a code word be something that is not used normally?

groetjes,
Mirella

[harmless]

"Amphibious Landing Craft"

[ABNorman]

"Trump Fung is go".

[KurtLeon]

Can we come up with a code word for when the thing actually does leak (i.e., is in the Gmail box)?

I vote "tits."

I don't even have the gmail details. So, if I get anything to upload, too bad
Should not a code word be something that is not used normally?

groetjes,
Mirella

"groetjes" is a good code.
And it makes me smile, even though I have no idea what it means, but I bet its something nice.

[Django Butterworth]

"Figure skating transvestite dogs entertained my cousins for hours"

[Cleverman]

I don't think it's a hoax, I think he's probably just wrong.

SaturdayNightSeizure has had it for months

[harmless]

I don't think it's a hoax, I think he's probably just wrong.

SaturdayNightSeizure has had it for months

Herpes?

[Jaeti]

"The form has returned."