What the F's for Lunch?

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wease wrote:
epilogue wrote:
dad wrote:
epilogue wrote:I need to make a fucking decision soon
to fuck or not to fuck...that is the question.
Best food to eat whilst fucking?
Pudding, whipped cream or popsicles

Although I do remember a co-worker telling me years ago she and her lover invented a new form of banana pie.
:shock:
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epilogue wrote:
wease wrote:
epilogue wrote:
dad wrote:
epilogue wrote:I need to make a fucking decision soon
to fuck or not to fuck...that is the question.
Best food to eat whilst fucking?
Pudding, whipped cream or popsicles

Although I do remember a co-worker telling me years ago she and her lover invented a new form of banana pie.
:shock:
So apparently he would peel a banana and insert it into her vaginal orifice then eat the banana out of her.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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wease wrote:
epilogue wrote:
wease wrote:
epilogue wrote:
dad wrote:
epilogue wrote:I need to make a fucking decision soon
to fuck or not to fuck...that is the question.
Best food to eat whilst fucking?
Pudding, whipped cream or popsicles

Although I do remember a co-worker telling me years ago she and her lover invented a new form of banana pie.
:shock:
So apparently he would peel a banana and insert it into her vaginal orifice then eat the banana out of her.
i will never eat banana pie again.
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Two blueberry Eggos
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spike wrote:Two blueberry Eggos
How does that one work, sexually?
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wease wrote:
epilogue wrote:
wease wrote:
epilogue wrote:
dad wrote:
epilogue wrote:I need to make a fucking decision soon
to fuck or not to fuck...that is the question.
Best food to eat whilst fucking?
Pudding, whipped cream or popsicles

Although I do remember a co-worker telling me years ago she and her lover invented a new form of banana pie.
:shock:
So apparently he would peel a banana and insert it into her vaginal orifice then eat the banana out of her.
Hey man, as long as it's consensual. Points for thinking outside the box.
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dad ruined this thread
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rude
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spike wrote:Two blueberry Eggos
two blue waffles...this thread has REALLY taken a turn.

happy now, chris?
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what, you think that all is forgotten and forgiven? that easily?
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epilogue wrote:
wease wrote:
epilogue wrote:
wease wrote:
epilogue wrote:
dad wrote:
epilogue wrote:I need to make a fucking decision soon
to fuck or not to fuck...that is the question.
Best food to eat whilst fucking?
Pudding, whipped cream or popsicles

Although I do remember a co-worker telling me years ago she and her lover invented a new form of banana pie.
:shock:
So apparently he would peel a banana and insert it into her vaginal orifice then eat the banana out of her.
Hey man, as long as it's consensual. Points for thinking outside the box.
Or inside HER box
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wease wrote:
epilogue wrote:
wease wrote:
epilogue wrote:
wease wrote:
epilogue wrote:
dad wrote:
epilogue wrote:I need to make a fucking decision soon
to fuck or not to fuck...that is the question.
Best food to eat whilst fucking?
Pudding, whipped cream or popsicles

Although I do remember a co-worker telling me years ago she and her lover invented a new form of banana pie.
:shock:
So apparently he would peel a banana and insert it into her vaginal orifice then eat the banana out of her.
Hey man, as long as it's consensual. Points for thinking outside the box.
Or inside HER box
8-)
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was he hairy like an ape?
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No idea. Never saw him.
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wease wrote:No idea. Never saw him.
Might have to change the act to "The Full Kong"
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wease wrote:No idea. Never saw him.
Were you feeling too sexually harassed to ask?
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spike wrote:
wease wrote:No idea. Never saw him.
Were you feeling too sexually harassed to ask?
Oh no. These were the days before that even existed.
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Dickeys
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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A giant steak burrito. I don’t feel too good now.
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Ham and Turkey sandwich
Carrots
Grapes

I actually feel mostly full.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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