How Big is Your Penis?

How Big is Your Penis?

Less than 1 Inch
1
3%
1 in. - 2 in.
1
3%
2 in. - 3 in.
1
3%
3 in. - 4 in.
1
3%
4 in. - 5 in.
0
No votes
Difficult to measure while it's inside my male co-worker's mouth
10
29%
5 in. - 6 in.
4
12%
6 in. - 7 in.
9
26%
7 in. - 8 in.
1
3%
8 in. - 9 in.
2
6%
9 in. - 10 in.
1
3%
10 in.+
3
9%
 
Total votes: 34

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How Big is Your Penis?
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I’m gonna answer honestly. People here have seen my shlong.

Two and a half feet.
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I'm the small vote
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depends on how aroused i am
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tree_ wrote:depends on how aroused i am
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Flacid or erect???
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REDUNDANT POST
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tree_ wrote:depends on how aroused i am
That's kind of how penises work.
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very small
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how deep is your love?
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Norris wrote:very small
Pics or GTFO.
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the summer of peen is upon us.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

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I’ll be broadcasting mine tonight on chaturbate
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chance of showers or drizzle?

the answer may surprise you...
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shrinkage jerry, shrinkage
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I should've asked my surgeon to measure it
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Big enough you should know about it
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Ms Harmless wrote:I should've asked my surgeon to measure it
You had it removed?
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Apparently I’ve voted in this poll and I have no recollection of neither the poll nor the thread.
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