I think I figured out how to recover some old threads

[Dev]

I was in the shower beating off but then I started to think about RM and had to stop. I felt sad and then I felt angry and then I started beating off again. I had to figure this out. Then I remembered that all of my best threads are archived in the mod forum because they were locked. Eureka.

Mods, please find it in your heart to recover those threads in the moderator forum. It would mean the world to me and probably a lot of other people here too. I know the Tier Thread is in there! What do you say?

I feel like I lost a big part of my history and it would be nice to have something to remember it by.

[tree_]

you should’ve finished

[Dev]

I had to come make this thread.

[spike]

Those threads would definitely inject new life into GD.

[BurtReynolds]

Dev's words have moved me.

[macphisto]

Was anyone’s post count decimated harder than yours? I will support your quest for justice as long as I don’t have to do anything.

[Jorge]

The opening paragraph is a great example of why there has never been and will never be another poster like Dev

[tree_]

The king maker has spoken

[Mickey]

Reopen the worst posters tournament

[spike]

The opening paragraph is a great example of why there has never been and will never be another poster like Dev

The mod forum makes Dev come.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Good thread. The lack of finishing bothers me, however.

[spike]

Sarge is posting.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

We have to repeat history, spike.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I'll do what I have to do, because we can't fight fate.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Plus, I lost 7,922 gifs in the great forum loss of 2022.

[dad]

it'll make celebrating your 20,000th post (again) that much more worthwhile.

[Jorge]

Some bad news for Dev. My source within the mods tells me that the mod forum was actually a hidden subforum within GD (similar to how Star Wars is a subforum within A&E but only mods could see it), so it was wiped out with the rest of it. The mods had to scramble to quickly create a new secret mod forum, this time housed within Release. It's safer for them there because no one ever goes to Release

[Anders]

If the secret porn forum was uncovered, the top 25 posters would look very different.

[spike]

Some bad news for Dev. My source within the mods tells me that the mod forum was actually a hidden subforum within GD (similar to how Star Wars is a subforum within A&E but only mods could see it), so it was wiped out with the rest of it. The mods had to scramble to quickly create a new secret mod forum, this time housed within Release. It's safer for them there because no one ever goes to Release

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Some bad news for Dev. My source within the mods tells me that the mod forum was actually a hidden subforum within GD (similar to how Star Wars is a subforum within A&E but only mods could see it), so it was wiped out with the rest of it. The mods had to scramble to quickly create a new secret mod forum, this time housed within Release. It's safer for them there because no one ever goes to Release

This is scarily accurate and I'm questioning every mod now, because someone is leaking crucial information.

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