The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Fri April 08, 2022 1:11 am

Regularity is only a pipe dream.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Mon April 18, 2022 12:12 pm

I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon April 18, 2022 4:25 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.

I Got Shits

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Mon April 18, 2022 4:36 pm

Good luck Ruddo. If you were off fishing I'd say "tight lines". No idea what the proper send off would be here though.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon April 18, 2022 4:38 pm

i've been "eating" a lot of smoothies the last week, so my poos have been less than ideal. after a weekend of eating consistent solid foods, i almost expected the Budweiser frogs standing on my poo in the toilet croaking at me

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Mon April 18, 2022 4:42 pm

We've been away from home over Easter and have had to extend our stay away from home, checked in tonight at an unplanned AirBnB as my son looks to have covid and we can't afford for the wiffey to get sick before an appointment on Thursday. Had the most excellent home made chilli mussels, but my God did I destroy the toilet afterwards. Feeling pretty damn good now though.

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Mon April 18, 2022 4:44 pm

We've taken to ordering weekly pressed juices delivered to our door. There's definitely a huge gut health upside to regular juice, and not having to have the mess and hassle of actually juicing yourself is both annoyingly expensive and yet also totally worth it.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon April 18, 2022 4:57 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.

today is the worst part, the colonoscopy itself is no problem...

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon April 18, 2022 6:12 pm

didn't poop all weekend. it's all coming out today.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Mon April 18, 2022 9:14 pm

doug rr wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.
today is the worst part, the colonoscopy itself is no problem...

Yeah today is not fun

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon April 18, 2022 9:18 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
doug rr wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.
today is the worst part, the colonoscopy itself is no problem...
Yeah today is not fun

did you have to drink a gallon of that shit like 8 oz at a time?

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Mon April 18, 2022 9:26 pm

Doing first half right now then the other half at 4 am tomorrow

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Mon April 18, 2022 9:26 pm

It’s so disgusting

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon April 18, 2022 9:33 pm

yeah, its the worst...i just plugged my nose like a was 5 and chugged it and made sure i was no more than 10 feet from the toilet

Post by **Bammer** » Tue April 19, 2022 2:17 am

Higgs are you worried anout your wife getting sick or just testing positive?

Let’s not let dad’s post go unrecognized. Nice work, dad! Congrats!

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Tue April 19, 2022 3:18 am

Bammer wrote:Higgs are you worried anout your wife getting sick or just testing positive?

She is gearing up for post-cancer-surgery treatment which will certainly include radiation, possibly chemo. Just want to get her to Thursday's oncologist appointment well and ready to go, whatever they throw at her.

Its really just a timing thing right now - we can avoid it so we will.

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Tue April 19, 2022 3:54 am

Anyone else find it uncomfortable making eye contact with a dog while it’s in the act?

Post by **Bammer** » Tue April 19, 2022 5:17 am

Higgs wrote:
Bammer wrote:Higgs are you worried anout your wife getting sick or just testing positive?
She is gearing up for post-cancer-surgery treatment which will certainly include radiation, possibly chemo. Just want to get her to Thursday's oncologist appointment well and ready to go, whatever they throw at her.

Its really just a timing thing right now - we can avoid it so we will.

Ah, gotcha. Yes she certainly is high risk.

Positive vibes in y’all’s direction.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Tue April 19, 2022 8:22 am

Up at 4 am to drink the second half gallon of this nasty solution.

dad · Post by **dad** » Tue April 19, 2022 2:07 pm

Bammer wrote:Higgs are you worried anout your wife getting sick or just testing positive?

Let’s not let dad’s post go unrecognized. Nice work, dad! Congrats!

thanks bammer!

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