What's Your BM? (Another Poop Thread)

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What's Your BM? (Another Poop Thread)

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was it hearty?

was it satisfying?

did you have to wipe a lot?

did you feel better post-defecation?
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I’m a teenager now, dad. You don’t need to ask about my shits.
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i only want the best for your digestive system.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I have a strong urge RIGHT NOW. Bbl with a full report.
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disappointing shits today

need to rethink my approach
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i haven't pooped yet today. i usually open the gate before mid-day.

i have brought shame upon this thread.

i am sorry.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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my 5 month old had a very smelly, gooey, dark green one this morning, which came up out of his diaper and onto his clothes just a little bit.. .. real nice to experience at 6am... he was happier after though
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Everybody poops. Sometimes it’s messy sometimes it’s huge sometimes it feels good sometimes it hurts. /thread
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Has anyone here taken a Metamucil poop? They’re definitely different than usual.
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