The Drunk Thread

[verb_to_trust]

I don't drink

You can fuck right off.

I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.

[spike]

I don't drink

You can fuck right off.

I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.

did it make you drunk?

[Chris_H_2]

Kids staying the night at meemaw's = Raz and I having some drinks tonight

Congrats on kid number 3!

hahaha NEVER

what will be your drinks of choice?

[tree_]

Kids staying the night at meemaw's = Raz and I having some drinks tonight

Congrats on kid number 3!

hahaha NEVER

what will be your drinks of choice?

She'll probably have some $20 boxed wine Cabernet and I'll probably mix and match some IPAs. I really like this new Hazy Emperial I tried the other day. Forgot what it's called. And Bell's Two Hearted.. forgot what the other one is that's in the fridge

[Chris_H_2]

Kids staying the night at meemaw's = Raz and I having some drinks tonight

Congrats on kid number 3!

hahaha NEVER

what will be your drinks of choice?

She'll probably have some $20 boxed wine Cabernet and I'll probably mix and match some IPAs. I really like this new Hazy Emperial I tried the other day. Forgot what it's called. And Bell's Two Hearted.. forgot what the other one is that's in the fridge

this definitely has third kid written all over it

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[verb_to_trust]

I don't drink

You can fuck right off.

I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.

did it make you drunk?

No

[Ms Harmless]

I remember when I used to post off my face with my ex, bad times

[spike]

I don't drink

You can fuck right off.

I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.

did it make you drunk?

No

Yuengling sucks. Be better next time you spend the carbs.

[verb_to_trust]

I don't drink

You can fuck right off.

I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.

did it make you drunk?

No

Yuengling sucks. Be better next time you spend the carbs.

You're the must stuck up person in the world. I would have had a spotted cow if I could.

[spike]

I don't drink

You can fuck right off.

I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.

did it make you drunk?

No

Yuengling sucks. Be better next time you spend the carbs.

You're the must stuck up person in the world. I would have had a spotted cow if I could.

Calm down, it’s piss.

[verb_to_trust]

I don't drink

You can fuck right off.

I did have one yuengling in Florida a few weeks back.

did it make you drunk?

No

Yuengling sucks. Be better next time you spend the carbs.

You're the must stuck up person in the world. I would have had a spotted cow if I could.

Calm down, it’s piss.

I'm not into piss or butt stuff, you know this

[Strat]

Wait did Verb just call spike stuck up after making fun of those of us that drink? Lol

[macphisto]

Wait did Verb just call spike stuck up after making fun of those of us that drink? Lol

Good catch.

Anyone who isn’t drunk or at least working on it, GTFO!

[surfndestroy]

Slowly working on it while billing. Started with a small glass of merlot, then a couple gluten free amber ales and an edible while swapping out my winter tires for summer tires. Now back to the merlot while I finish my work day.

Lining up some vinyls to play when I am finished this charade of work in 45 minutes. Grateful Dead to start.

[Higgs]

Sorry for any aggression last night in here. I was trying to maintain thread integrity but I know see that came off very dickish. My apologies. Thread integrity is dumb.