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[BurtReynolds]

censor me harder daddy.

Max Bootlicker will always be king of bad takes.

[JuanHamm]

is he in some sort of battle with MTG, lauren and matt for saying the most batshit crazy words imaginable?

lol I can't believe there are people in the world who consider this idiot a thought leader.

[elliseamos]

Is he wrong?

[JuanHamm]

Maybe I misinterpreted what he was saying, but it sounded like he was implying a cause and effect.

[spike]

[BurtReynolds]

1. X isn't real, conspiracy theorist!
2. Ok, X is real, but it's not a big deal.
3. Ok, X is real and it's a big deal, but it's a good thing.
4. Ok, X is real and it's a big deal and it's bad, but you deserve it.

[simple schoolboy]

Didn't the assholes that stuffed ballot boxes in Chicago for JFK have the decency to stay quiet?

[spike]

[JuanHamm]

I can't wait for Rudy to die so I never have to see his stupid face on TV again.

[McParadigm]

This whole tweet thread is killing me.

[JuanHamm]

lol

[simple schoolboy]

Did no one warn Ilhan Omar about Indian Twitter before her Kashmir visit?

[Rangi Guy]

How could they do him like that?

[Jorge]

A Florida Bride And Her Caterer Allegedly Served Cannabis-Laced Food To Unknowing Guests

Several of the unwitting guests became so stoned they had to be hospitalized.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ju ... dding-food

I love edibles, but come on... you can't just DRUG PEOPLE WITHOUT TELLING THEM

[Jorge]

After realizing she felt high, she asked the bride if the food was laced. "[Svoboda] said 'yes' and acted like [the guest] should be excited as if she were given a gift," according to the affidavit. "[The guest] said [Svoboda] told her she had put marijuana in the oil, smiled, and shook her head yes and acted excited."

After speaking to the bride, the guest said she felt like her heart was going to stop so she went to her car and went to sleep. She reported feeling terrified, according to court documents, so "she sent a text to herself in case she died in her car so that someone would know what happened to her."

[spike]

A Florida Bride And Her Caterer Allegedly Served Cannabis-Laced Food To Unknowing Guests

Several of the unwitting guests became so stoned they had to be hospitalized.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ju ... dding-food

I love edibles, but come on... you can't just DRUG PEOPLE WITHOUT TELLING THEM

We used to do an annual Friendsgiving dinner/party. One year, my buddy brought stuffing with weed in it and didn’t tell anyone. It was a weird evening.

[macphisto]

"she sent a text to herself in case she died in her car so that someone would know what happened to her."

NOT COOL to dose people without their consent, but that story is hilarious.

[Norah]

How could they do him like that?

counterpoint: if the remaining penis ends up being on the large side he can then say "babe, this isn't even the big one"

[JuanHamm]

After realizing she felt high, she asked the bride if the food was laced. "[Svoboda] said 'yes' and acted like [the guest] should be excited as if she were given a gift," according to the affidavit. "[The guest] said [Svoboda] told her she had put marijuana in the oil, smiled, and shook her head yes and acted excited."

After speaking to the bride, the guest said she felt like her heart was going to stop so she went to her car and went to sleep. She reported feeling terrified, according to court documents, so "she sent a text to herself in case she died in her car so that someone would know what happened to her."

My first instinct was mock these people for being a bunch of pansies, but I've eaten too much weed before and it can get quite unpleasant. If that was your first experience I could see it really freaking you out.

[Jorge]

Or if you weren't expecting it, or if your tolerance is low, or if you are allergic to it (some people are!)