Wearing a hat in a restaurant

[bodysnatcher]

I need some new dinner hats but to be honest I just don’t know where to get good ones.

[doug rr]

I need some new dinner hats but to be honest I just don’t know where to get good ones.

lord and taylor

[macphisto]

Now I know y’all be lovin this shit right here. L-I-M-P Bizkit is right here. People in the house, put them hands in the air. 'Cause if you don't care, then we don't care.

[bodysnatcher]

I need some new dinner hats but to be honest I just don’t know where to get good ones.

lord and taylor

What style hat could I wear to both Old Spaghetti Factory and the Kentucky Derby?

[doug rr]

I need some new dinner hats but to be honest I just don’t know where to get good ones.

lord and taylor

What style hat could I wear to both Old Spaghetti Factory and the Kentucky Derby?

my first guess would be a straw of felt bowler with a ribbon trim..

[JuanHamm]

These days the answer is always baseball cap

[lennytheweedwhacker]

These days the answer is always baseball cap

Would you rather us wear fedoras?

[bodysnatcher]

These days the answer is always baseball cap

Would you rather us wear fedoras?

It would need to start at the MLB level

[lennytheweedwhacker]

These days the answer is always baseball cap

Would you rather us wear fedoras?

It would need to start at the MLB level

First DH in the National League, soon this.

[bodysnatcher]

These days the answer is always baseball cap

Would you rather us wear fedoras?

It would need to start at the MLB level

First DH in the National League, soon this.

Albert Pujols’ hall of fame statue is going to be wearing a fedora

[lennytheweedwhacker]

These days the answer is always baseball cap

Would you rather us wear fedoras?

It would need to start at the MLB level

First DH in the National League, soon this.

Albert Pujols’ hall of fame statue is going to be wearing a fedora

Well now I just want to die.

[epilogue]

Taking your hat off inside is a thing in the US, yes. Less so now thank god, but it's been a thing. I'm all for letting it die. It's complete nonsense. Wear a hat. I promise the world won't end.

Some things are good to preserve, and I think this is one of them. The gesture denotes respect for the place and occasion, to me. Now that I think about it, maybe Chipotle or Chili's are the establishments this generation of hatted diners deserves.

This outdated notion of respect is absurd to me. It's just clothing.

By all means, you do you. I'm not judging you at Sbarro with your hat on. I think at this point it's a dead tradition. Agree with you there.

I'm anticipating a cultural impasse between you and I on the actual gesture though, so I'll grab my hat and be on my way.

How dare you accuse me of setting foot in a Sbarro!

[bodysnatcher]

Laughing at the idea of a nice restaurant loaning me a jacket for dining but not asking me to take off my Billabong hat.

[washing machine]

Taking your hat off inside is a thing in the US, yes. Less so now thank god, but it's been a thing. I'm all for letting it die. It's complete nonsense. Wear a hat. I promise the world won't end.

Some things are good to preserve, and I think this is one of them. The gesture denotes respect for the place and occasion, to me. Now that I think about it, maybe Chipotle or Chili's are the establishments this generation of hatted diners deserves.

This outdated notion of respect is absurd to me. It's just clothing.

By all means, you do you. I'm not judging you at Sbarro with your hat on. I think at this point it's a dead tradition. Agree with you there.

I'm anticipating a cultural impasse between you and I on the actual gesture though, so I'll grab my hat and be on my way.

How dare you accuse me of setting foot in a Sbarro!

Hey man, if the Chiefs hat fits...

[Bammer]

Is the practice of removing your hat while dining unknown to Americans? Do they just not care? Is it just a Midwest thing?

Help me out here, folks. I thought this was common knowledge.

I have really terrible hat hair. It would be extremely disrespectful for me to remove my hat. People would probably lose their appetites.

[dad]

We had to remove our hat any time inside in the military so it just stuck with me.

yep. as a young airman, i walked into the chow hall of my first--and only--duty station, in civilian clothes, and forgot to take my hat off--i was wearing it backward too, i think. i was stopped immediately by a table of three chief master sergeants, one of which decided to make an example out of me in front of the whole place...just absolutely laying into me. while he was telling me what a shitbag i was, a kid wearing a long stocking cap walked right by, and no one said a thing.

i miss the chow hall.

[spike]

We had to remove our hat any time inside in the military so it just stuck with me.

yep. as a young airman, i walked into the chow hall of my first--and only--duty station, in civilian clothes, and forgot to take my hat off--i was wearing it backward too, i think. i was stopped immediately by a table of three chief master sergeants, one of which decided to make an example out of me in front of the whole place...just absolutely laying into me. while he was telling me what a shitbag i was, a kid wearing a long stocking cap walked right by, and no one said a thing.

i miss the chow hall.

would you say that that moment made you into the fine poster you are today?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Is the practice of removing your hat while dining unknown to Americans? Do they just not care? Is it just a Midwest thing?

Help me out here, folks. I thought this was common knowledge.

I have really terrible hat hair. It would be extremely disrespectful for me to remove my hat. People would probably lose their appetites.

Same. Even when I have my hair really short, like now.

[dad]

We had to remove our hat any time inside in the military so it just stuck with me.

yep. as a young airman, i walked into the chow hall of my first--and only--duty station, in civilian clothes, and forgot to take my hat off--i was wearing it backward too, i think. i was stopped immediately by a table of three chief master sergeants, one of which decided to make an example out of me in front of the whole place...just absolutely laying into me. while he was telling me what a shitbag i was, a kid wearing a long stocking cap walked right by, and no one said a thing.

i miss the chow hall.

would you say that that moment made you into the fine poster you are today?

no, it was just embarrassing.

[epilogue]

Taking your hat off inside is a thing in the US, yes. Less so now thank god, but it's been a thing. I'm all for letting it die. It's complete nonsense. Wear a hat. I promise the world won't end.

Some things are good to preserve, and I think this is one of them. The gesture denotes respect for the place and occasion, to me. Now that I think about it, maybe Chipotle or Chili's are the establishments this generation of hatted diners deserves.

This outdated notion of respect is absurd to me. It's just clothing.

By all means, you do you. I'm not judging you at Sbarro with your hat on. I think at this point it's a dead tradition. Agree with you there.

I'm anticipating a cultural impasse between you and I on the actual gesture though, so I'll grab my hat and be on my way.

How dare you accuse me of setting foot in a Sbarro!

Hey man, if the Chiefs hat fits...

okay we're officially in a fight!!!!!!