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If I was that dad I’d take that hat right off his dirty little head
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would you immediately throw the hat atop that candle?
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What are the odds that dude is the new boyfriend?
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Is that bammer?
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No he would be standing
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Nobody will even look at the new boyfriend but the daughter. It's got nothing to do with the hat but it also has everything to do with the hat. That photo should be a Rockwell.
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Hat’s not backwardswease wrote:Is that bammer?
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ALE.H. Ruddock wrote:No he would be standing
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Dad in the red is looking at her, wondering where he went wrongwashing machine wrote:Nobody will even look at the new boyfriend but the daughter. It's got nothing to do with the hat but it also has everything to do with the hat. That photo should be a Rockwell.
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He’s also drinking a Dr Pepper straight from the can at the table. Wtf. That ingrate would not be allowed at my table.
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Sometimes weird etiquette rules actually serve a practical purpose or at least did so originally. What's the logic behind removing one's hat at the table?
I never wear hats so I have no dog in this fight, but I am curious. Seems kind of arbitrary
I never wear hats so I have no dog in this fight, but I am curious. Seems kind of arbitrary
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Fuck you.bodysnatcher wrote:He’s also drinking a Dr Pepper straight from the can at the table. Wtf. That ingrate would not be allowed at my table.
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It’s fine to have in a can at a casual dinner but not a nice family affair like that piclennytheweedwhacker wrote:Fuck you.bodysnatcher wrote:He’s also drinking a Dr Pepper straight from the can at the table. Wtf. That ingrate would not be allowed at my table.
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See above.bodysnatcher wrote:It’s fine to have in a can at a casual dinner but not a nice family affair like that piclennytheweedwhacker wrote:Fuck you.bodysnatcher wrote:He’s also drinking a Dr Pepper straight from the can at the table. Wtf. That ingrate would not be allowed at my table.
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Haha, I love mad lenny. I had a Dr. P from McDonald’s House today. Really hit the spot.
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I really just prefer Dr Pepper on draftlennytheweedwhacker wrote:See above.bodysnatcher wrote:It’s fine to have in a can at a casual dinner but not a nice family affair like that piclennytheweedwhacker wrote:Fuck you.bodysnatcher wrote:He’s also drinking a Dr Pepper straight from the can at the table. Wtf. That ingrate would not be allowed at my table.
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Solidaritylennytheweedwhacker wrote:Same. Even when I have my hair really short, like now.Bammer wrote:I have really terrible hat hair. It would be extremely disrespectful for me to remove my hat. People would probably lose their appetites.JuanHamm wrote:Is the practice of removing your hat while dining unknown to Americans? Do they just not care? Is it just a Midwest thing?
Help me out here, folks. I thought this was common knowledge.
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What the fuck kind of restaurant would use these plates?washing machine wrote:
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I think it started because of farmers and field hands and such . Folks who labor outside. They wear hats for protection. Those hats get dirty and sweaty and disgusting. You don't want that shit at the table when you're eating.Jorge wrote:Sometimes weird etiquette rules actually serve a practical purpose or at least did so originally. What's the logic behind removing one's hat at the table?
I never wear hats so I have no dog in this fight, but I am curious. Seems kind of arbitrary
That and probably something to do with hiding from God in Church too or some sort of related nonsense.