Talk about your day thread

[E.H. Ruddock]

Ruddo and doug’s plumbing both get cleared on the same day. It’s a Rmiracle!

[Mecca]

Ruddo and doug’s plumbing both get cleared on the same day. It’s a Rmiracle!

A Rim-miracle?

[JuanHamm]

plumber is gone..all is good

What was the issue?

they just snaked it..i think some sediment or something

Right... Sediment...

[BurtReynolds]

Good morning to everyone except the people who still post in the "name a song everyone likes" thread.

[tree_]

Good morning

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Mecca]

Good morning to everyone except the people who still post in the "name a song everyone likes" thread.

Happy burthday

[Whitey McTeeth]

I’m high, eating medium hot cheese curls and watching severance.

[Whitey McTeeth]

American dream baby!

[doug rr]

is it still windy outside?

[Whitey McTeeth]

Who cares doug? I have medium hot cheese curls and severance. Im also inside where the wind is currently not.

American dream.

[Whitey McTeeth]

How are things?

[bodysnatcher]

doug what was the first thing you sent down the drain?

[doug rr]

How are things?

all is good..thanks for asking...just got home with spicy tuna poke and sides..time to eat

[Whitey McTeeth]

How are things?

all is good..thanks for asking...just got home with spicy tuna poke and sides..time to eat

Noice

[BurtReynolds]

Was walking the dog this morning and turned and saw this huge fucking buzzard right next to me about 5 feet away on top of a fence. Damn near shit myself!

[Mecca]

Was walking the dog this morning and turned and saw this huge fucking buzzard right next to me about 5 feet away on top of a fence. Damn near shit myself!

Was a turkey buzzard or another kind? None of them are pretty but turkey buzzards are sinful looking

[BurtReynolds]

It was one of these:

[bodysnatcher]

Those things steal souls

[Ello Sailor]

Burt's soul is primed and ready for harvest.