Let's find a song nobody on RM likes

[epilogue]

OK, what about Turning Mist?

Yeah, that one

[epilogue]

What brave RMer will step up to defend this absolute piece of garbage?

I love that song!

[Jorge]

I have it.

[Jorge]

A song nobody here will like.

[Jorge]

[tree_]

Defend this song and I will never respect you again

[Jorge]

My song is worse

[tree_]

Yeah but yours is kind of a joke on its surface. Like, people listen to it because it's stupid. Mine is actually popular because people like the song.

[epilogue]

Defend this song and I will never respect you again

If this song had just been a jingle written for an Applebee's commercial, I wouldn't hate it.

[Jorge]

Yeah but yours is kind of a joke on its surface. Like, people listen to it because it's stupid. Mine is actually popular because people like the song.

Irrelevant

[tree_]

omg and there's a kesha colab!! the horror

[tree_]

Yeah but yours is kind of a joke on its surface. Like, people listen to it because it's stupid. Mine is actually popular because people like the song.

Irrelevant

It is too relevant. We can pick any old song random song that sucks, but it's only really a crime when buttloads of people say they actually like it.

[Jorge]

For the purposes of this thread it only matters that nobody on RM likes the song, and I maintain there's more of a chance of someone here liking "Fancy Like" than "Freaxxx"

[Ello Sailor]

Low hanging fruit, but yeah Jorge's song made me feel ill. And not the Beastie Boys kind of ill, either.

[tree_]

OK, then in that case I guess we can start posting songs like these:

[epilogue]

Didn't somebody already post Friday?

[Ms Harmless]

I think Can't Deny Me is only PJ song that would get zero defenders around here.

Nope

I don't think it's that bad; the artwork released with it coloured a lot of opinions

[Ms Harmless]

I just went back to listen to CDM again, and I actually think the verses kick ass, cowbell included ("you may be rich" is cringe but I don't care that much)

the chorus suffers from late-PJ "forgot how to write choruses", but I like how it kinda mimics that Hawaiian type song, whatever it's called

if nothing else, the production all over this thing plus Ed's delivery makes it passable

[epilogue]

I think Can't Deny Me is only PJ song that would get zero defenders around here.

Nope

I don't think it's that bad; the artwork released with it coloured a lot of opinions

Great observation.

[Ms Harmless]

I just went back to listen to CDM again, and I actually think the verses kick ass, cowbell included ("you may be rich" is cringe but I don't care that much)

the chorus suffers from late-PJ "forgot how to write choruses", but I like how it kinda mimics that Hawaiian type song, whatever it's called

if nothing else, the production all over this thing plus Ed's delivery makes it passable

every time I refer to a song or album as "this thing" I remind myself of Anthony Fantano and I feel sick and far from God