How Did You Sleep Last Night?

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How Did You Sleep Last Night?

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Awful. Goddamn awful. Miserable today.

Gonna try some acupuncture on Friday. If not, death it is.
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have you tried cpap
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shut up
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i slept well but drank too much so i'm still tired
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i slept alright, i guess.

middle of the night waking to pee is no fun.
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Have you tried Depends?
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i'm sure pissing yourself in order to remain in bed is one of life's greatest luxuries, but i can't bring myself to lay/lie in my own urine until it dries.
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dad wrote:i'm sure pissing yourself in order to remain in bed is one of life's greatest luxuries, but i can't bring myself to lay/lie in my own urine until it dries.
try it with Desitin and live rash free
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tree_ wrote:
dad wrote:i'm sure pissing yourself in order to remain in bed is one of life's greatest luxuries, but i can't bring myself to lay/lie in my own urine until it dries.
try it with Desitin and live rash free
have you tried depends?
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do I look like an old man to you?!
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depends.
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Much better. Thank fuck!
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I woke about 2 and laid there until 4. Got up and peed then laid back down. Don’t know how long it took but I did fall back asleep and was out hard when the alarm went off at 5:20.
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Sometimes we sleep well, sometimes we don’t. Some people have a harder time than others. /thread
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like sh*t..i think i saw every hour on the clock
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12:30am - alarm goes off and back door is open. Dog is now outside. I go around the house with a bat checking every room. Deduce that our door wasn't completely latched and the wind blew it open. Heart rate is spiked. Dog won't come back inside now. I try to go back to bed.

12:50: sounds like the dog is barking to come back in. I try but fail to get him in. He just wants to bark.

1:30: wife wakes me up. Dog is barking some more. I go outside to get him in but see he's in a standoff with a possum. No chance of getting his attention. I go back to bed defeated.

3:00am: more barking. Shrill barking. Triggering bark. Wife says "I can't keep hearing this." I try once again to lure him back inside with chicken. He wants that chicken really bad, but he's got too much pride it seems. This is now a war of attrition. I'm exhausted. Wife is exhausted and pissed. Toddler wakeup is imminent.

7:00am: surprisingly no more incidents and toddler slept thru all of it. I wake up and get the house going while my wife sleeps. Let the dog in and of course he comes in no problem. Eats his food. Goes and lays on the couch to sleep it off like nothing happened. That motherfucker.
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We live much too close to all our neighbors to leave a barking dog outside all night. They all already hate his barking almost as much as we do. They’ve even offered cbd treats for us to give to him.
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Since eating better all week, the last 3 nights have been the best sleep I’ve had in months.
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wease wrote:Since eating better all week, the last 3 nights have been the best sleep I’ve had in months.
Good to hear! What’d you cut out?
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