Watery, Domestic

[dad]

are you squeaky clean or covered in filth?

how often do you shower? i've been showering every other day unless i'm doing some yardwork.

cleaning yourself is self-care. do you care about that?

[macphisto]

I shower daily to keep my body ready for action.

[Jorge]

cleaning yourself is self-care. do you care about that? i didn't do cleaning but, for example, when i was going to a wedding and it wasn't the day to get out, one of the ladies, who was wearing a really great suit, came up and asked me if I would be good for a shower.i just kept saying, "yeah, but where are you taking it, where's your washing machine??". I didn't have a laundry machine so I was trying to get in the shower, but the woman, who was wearing a really good suit who had been washed by the house and then washed, seemed quite annoyed and I didn't want to worry about.the next thing you know there's an accident where you were washing your head and your chin, you don't know how much you're getting in as you're rubbing your face and you look over at your buddy and he's like,

"hey, what are you doing and my friend is here to get you a washing machine that's got four people?" The woman really does want to know.the next thing you know there's an accident where you were washing your face and your chin, you don't know how much you're getting in as you're rubbing your face and you look like you're dying. you think to yourself "Hey. How long have you been doing this?" then you say "Yeah, probably around 3 years, I would say 15 years." she says "It's funny," they say "Hey you sure and it's funny that so many people have been like 'Hey are you here?' " you are.he tells you how much that means, and it would seem like that's the first time they know who you are. but he doesn't wanna know or you think that "No no."

[wease]

I have not showered yet today. Been doing shit all day and didn’t feel like cleaning up just to get filthy. After supper tho, I will shower down.

[Malloy]

cleaning yourself is self-care. do you care about that? i didn't do cleaning but, for example, when i was going to a wedding and it wasn't the day to get out, one of the ladies, who was wearing a really great suit, came up and asked me if I would be good for a shower.i just kept saying, "yeah, but where are you taking it, where's your washing machine??". I didn't have a laundry machine so I was trying to get in the shower, but the woman, who was wearing a really good suit who had been washed by the house and then washed, seemed quite annoyed and I didn't want to worry about.the next thing you know there's an accident where you were washing your head and your chin, you don't know how much you're getting in as you're rubbing your face and you look over at your buddy and he's like,

"hey, what are you doing and my friend is here to get you a washing machine that's got four people?" The woman really does want to know.the next thing you know there's an accident where you were washing your face and your chin, you don't know how much you're getting in as you're rubbing your face and you look like you're dying. you think to yourself "Hey. How long have you been doing this?" then you say "Yeah, probably around 3 years, I would say 15 years." she says "It's funny," they say "Hey you sure and it's funny that so many people have been like 'Hey are you here?' " you are.he tells you how much that means, and it would seem like that's the first time they know who you are. but he doesn't wanna know or you think that "No no."

9.72/10

[dad]

i wash my face morning and night.

washing your face is also self-care.

[Whitey McTeeth]

I don’t understand what’s going on in here.

[dad]

how often do you shower or bathe, Whitey?

[dad]

this thread was inspired by one of my favorite EPs too.