Slim Jims

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Do you like Slim Jims

Yes! I like Slim Jims
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No! I do not like Slim Jims!
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Some time ago it came up that I'd never tried Slim Jims before and Knee Tunes very generously sent me a whole bunch of them. They're completely different than what I was picturing (more like Twizzlers).

After trying them out I'm still very much puzzled by them and can't make up my mind about whether I like them. They're sort of like beef jerky? But also sort of like old desiccated sausages?

Even though my initial impression was negative I kept munching on these strange, spicy, extremely oily long bois.

One thing I tried was put them between two slices of bread to make a Slim Jims sandwich and it was bad.

In any case, thanks to Knee Tunes for sending me these strange snacks I will probably be pondering for months.

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I like them, but I haven't had one in years and could live a full life never having one again.
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putting them between slices of bread was a bold move.

some might consider it an act of desperation.
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Have probably only had 2 snaps my entire life
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dad wrote:putting them between slices of bread was a bold move.

some might consider it an act of desperation.
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haven't had an actual slim jim brand in years but i always hit up a nearby ukranian market that sells home made meat stick very similar in the deli...so good..very garlicy
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also, a round of applause to knee tunes
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yeah, that was a very sweet gesture, knee tunes.
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we should all send knee tunes some baseball cards
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i still have the unopened pack i got from the taco shack in hawaii.
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Imagine being reincarnated into a majestic horse only to be used to make 2000 Slim Jims when you die
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doug rr wrote:haven't had an actual slim jim brand in years but i always hit up a nearby ukranian market that sells home made meat stick very similar in the deli...so good..very garlicy
I was gonna say, SJs give the beef stick a bad name. Like if Twinkies were all one knew of cake. Tasty, but pale in comparison to the real deal.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I like them, but I haven't had one in years and could live a full life never having one again.
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Thoughts on slim jim?

Thought #1) Slim Jims are the first thing that come to mind whenever I think about dining. So it’s good we have this thread here.

Thought #2) They don’t actually snap.
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Are they supposed to snap?
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Jorge wrote:Are they supposed to snap?
oooooh yyyyyeah
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As long as I don't think too hard about what is in them, they are ok I guess. I haven't had one in decades though.
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there are many far superior beef jerky-esque snacks on that shelf! dislike
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Jorge wrote:Are they supposed to snap?
oooooh yyyyyeah
How? Mine don't come even close to anything approaching a snap. Are they supposed to be stiff? Did I get defective ones?
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