Slim Jims
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Slim Jims
Some time ago it came up that I'd never tried Slim Jims before and Knee Tunes very generously sent me a whole bunch of them. They're completely different than what I was picturing (more like Twizzlers).
After trying them out I'm still very much puzzled by them and can't make up my mind about whether I like them. They're sort of like beef jerky? But also sort of like old desiccated sausages?
Even though my initial impression was negative I kept munching on these strange, spicy, extremely oily long bois.
One thing I tried was put them between two slices of bread to make a Slim Jims sandwich and it was bad.
In any case, thanks to Knee Tunes for sending me these strange snacks I will probably be pondering for months.
What does RM think of SLIM JIMS
After trying them out I'm still very much puzzled by them and can't make up my mind about whether I like them. They're sort of like beef jerky? But also sort of like old desiccated sausages?
Even though my initial impression was negative I kept munching on these strange, spicy, extremely oily long bois.
One thing I tried was put them between two slices of bread to make a Slim Jims sandwich and it was bad.
In any case, thanks to Knee Tunes for sending me these strange snacks I will probably be pondering for months.
What does RM think of SLIM JIMS
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Re: Slim Jims
I like them, but I haven't had one in years and could live a full life never having one again.
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Re: Slim Jims
putting them between slices of bread was a bold move.
some might consider it an act of desperation.
some might consider it an act of desperation.
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Re: Slim Jims
Have probably only had 2 snaps my entire life
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Yeah i'd never do that.dad wrote:putting them between slices of bread was a bold move.
some might consider it an act of desperation.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: Slim Jims
haven't had an actual slim jim brand in years but i always hit up a nearby ukranian market that sells home made meat stick very similar in the deli...so good..very garlicy
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also, a round of applause to knee tunes
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yeah, that was a very sweet gesture, knee tunes.
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we should all send knee tunes some baseball cards
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i still have the unopened pack i got from the taco shack in hawaii.
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Re: Slim Jims
Imagine being reincarnated into a majestic horse only to be used to make 2000 Slim Jims when you die
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Re: Slim Jims
I was gonna say, SJs give the beef stick a bad name. Like if Twinkies were all one knew of cake. Tasty, but pale in comparison to the real deal.doug rr wrote:haven't had an actual slim jim brand in years but i always hit up a nearby ukranian market that sells home made meat stick very similar in the deli...so good..very garlicy
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Thislennytheweedwhacker wrote:I like them, but I haven't had one in years and could live a full life never having one again.
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Re: Slim Jims
Thoughts on slim jim?
Thought #1) Slim Jims are the first thing that come to mind whenever I think about dining. So it’s good we have this thread here.
Thought #2) They don’t actually snap.
Thought #1) Slim Jims are the first thing that come to mind whenever I think about dining. So it’s good we have this thread here.
Thought #2) They don’t actually snap.
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Are they supposed to snap?
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oooooh yyyyyeahJorge wrote:Are they supposed to snap?
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As long as I don't think too hard about what is in them, they are ok I guess. I haven't had one in decades though.
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Re: Slim Jims
there are many far superior beef jerky-esque snacks on that shelf! dislike
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How? Mine don't come even close to anything approaching a snap. Are they supposed to be stiff? Did I get defective ones?BurtReynolds wrote:oooooh yyyyyeahJorge wrote:Are they supposed to snap?
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