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I guess they aren't supposed to snap. You are supposed to snap into them. But I dont know what that means either.Jorge wrote:How? Mine don't come even close to anything approaching a snap. Are they supposed to be stiff? Did I get defective ones?BurtReynolds wrote:oooooh yyyyyeahJorge wrote:Are they supposed to snap?
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What
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i guess the Aires doesn't have slim jim ads
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Maybe they snap when you bite them. Have you experienced any snapping when biting them?
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We call them beer sticks. I think.
They're good in small doses. Putting them between sliced bread was a terrible move!
They're good in small doses. Putting them between sliced bread was a terrible move!
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I was just experimenting
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It’s amazing that a world exists where slim jims are disassociated from randy savage
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i could see putting mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard and maybe a slice of colby jack cheese and a pickle in that sandwich, but by itself it sounds gross
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I love Slim Jims.
I would venture to say that they are the best source of mechanically-separated chicken on the market today
I would venture to say that they are the best source of mechanically-separated chicken on the market today
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Meat based snacks have always been a weird concept to me, but I don't really know why.
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probably because it doesn't make sense that they don't need to be refrigerated
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They’re cured. Cured meats don’t have to be refrigerated
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yeah but it feels counterintuitive, risky to our primal brains
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I can't wait to tell my friends about the Slim Jim Sandwich
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What beverage do you pair Slim Jims with?
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german pilsner
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Re: Slim Jims
Melted slim jims