Dating apps

[bthunders]

Dating apps=me trying to find someone without being murdered

[macphisto]

[Norah]

I don't need no dating app to tell me if I look like crap, to tell me if I'm thin or fat, to tell me should I shave my rat.

[knee tunes]

I'm dating my neighbor so that I might eventually kill his relentless barking dog.

Is that the same thing?

close

[knee tunes]

Is that your dog? Should I knit him a nice muzzle?

[Norah]

don't kill that dog, 'tunes

[knee tunes]

don't kill that dog, 'tunes

I won't. I'm kidding

He's a mastiff and his name is Meat.

[knee tunes]

don't kill that dog, 'tunes

I won't. I'm kidding

He's a mastiff and his name is Meat.

One time he came after my mom and jumped on her and her oxygen tank . Then he tried to get in my front door and I almost beat him with a frozen pumpkin loaf.. but I didn't do that either

[knee tunes]

Alas, it wasn't his dog after all

[bthunders]

Meat sounds like a perfect name for a Mastiff

[Norah]

I'd have gone with Marwyn.

[bthunders]

I also don’t find guys with profile pictures of themselves holding guns manly, or attractive. It just tells me you already have a murder weapon Could also only be a Texas thing

[spike]

Don’t order wings as a starter. Too messy.