Talk about your day thread

[epilogue]

If I won the SNL lottery I’d end up getting passes to the show hosted by someone like Pink with musical guest Pink

For me, who the host/musical guest is just misses the point, y'know?

I’d also end up at the show that had Pete Davidson in every sketch

But then you'd remember that there's a war going on and a pandemic . And also world hunger.

[BurtReynolds]

If I won the SNL lottery i'd throw my ticket in the garbage where it belongs.

[epilogue]

If I won the SNL lottery i'd throw my ticket in the garbage where it belongs.

would you at least draw something on it first?

[tree_]

yeah that show sucks

[epilogue]

Trag, I apologize for giving you shit in that N&D thread. I fully understand now what it is to deal with people who just miss the point. Please forgive me.

[VinylGuy]

If I won the SNL lottery I’d end up getting passes to the show hosted by someone like Pink with musical guest Pink

For me, who the host/musical guest is just misses the point, y'know?

I’d also end up at the show that had Pete Davidson in every sketch

ugh that sounds like a nightmare

[epilogue]

If I won the SNL lottery I’d end up getting passes to the show hosted by someone like Pink with musical guest Pink

For me, who the host/musical guest is just misses the point, y'know?

I’d also end up at the show that had Pete Davidson in every sketch

ugh that sounds like a nightmare

Does it sound better or worse than a war going on and a pandemic? Also world hunger?

[VinylGuy]

yeez, im getting scared with your obsession

[JuanHamm]

Answer the fucking question

[VinylGuy]

no, im legit scared with joe now

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[JuanHamm]

no, im legit scared with joe now

More scared than you are of the ongoing war and pandemic?

[epilogue]

Trag, I apologize for giving you shit in that N&D thread. I fully understand now what it is to deal with people who just miss the point. Please forgive me.

[waves a box of Colonblow in the air] "Forgiveness granted!"

[VinylGuy]

fuck yeah!

[epilogue]

no, im legit scared with joe now

More scared than you are of the ongoing war and pandemic?

And world hunger?

[bodysnatcher]

If I won the SNL lottery I’d end up getting passes to the show hosted by someone like Pink with musical guest Pink

For me, who the host/musical guest is just misses the point, y'know?

I’d also end up at the show that had Pete Davidson in every sketch

But then you'd remember that there's a war going on and a pandemic . And also world hunger.

It’s not like I’d be able to go anyway since the SNL studio would be flooded by the rising sea levels

[epilogue]

If I won the SNL lottery I’d end up getting passes to the show hosted by someone like Pink with musical guest Pink

For me, who the host/musical guest is just misses the point, y'know?

I’d also end up at the show that had Pete Davidson in every sketch

But then you'd remember that there's a war going on and a pandemic . And also world hunger.

It’s not like I’d be able to go anyway since the SNL studio would be flooded by the rising sea levels

If the rising water doesn't get you, the rats will. And if the rats don't, the mentally compromised who have had all hope and resources cut so we can have more cops on the MTA will.

[bodysnatcher]

If I won the SNL lottery I’d end up getting passes to the show hosted by someone like Pink with musical guest Pink

For me, who the host/musical guest is just misses the point, y'know?

I’d also end up at the show that had Pete Davidson in every sketch

But then you'd remember that there's a war going on and a pandemic . And also world hunger.

It’s not like I’d be able to go anyway since the SNL studio would be flooded by the rising sea levels

If the rising water doesn't get you, the rats will. And if the rats don't, the mentally compromised who have had all hope and resources cut so we can have more cops on the MTA will.

The entire episode would be cancelled because the cast didn’t have their backstage meals and snack table due to the collapsing bee colonies and supply chain issues

[epilogue]

If I won the SNL lottery I’d end up getting passes to the show hosted by someone like Pink with musical guest Pink

For me, who the host/musical guest is just misses the point, y'know?

I’d also end up at the show that had Pete Davidson in every sketch

But then you'd remember that there's a war going on and a pandemic . And also world hunger.

It’s not like I’d be able to go anyway since the SNL studio would be flooded by the rising sea levels

If the rising water doesn't get you, the rats will. And if the rats don't, the mentally compromised who have had all hope and resources cut so we can have more cops on the MTA will.

The entire episode would be cancelled because the cast didn’t have their backstage meals and snack table due to the collapsing bee colonies and supply chain issues

Fucking Obama!

[VinylGuy]

If I won the SNL lottery I’d end up getting passes to the show hosted by someone like Pink with musical guest Pink

For me, who the host/musical guest is just misses the point, y'know?

I’d also end up at the show that had Pete Davidson in every sketch

But then you'd remember that there's a war going on and a pandemic . And also world hunger.

It’s not like I’d be able to go anyway since the SNL studio would be flooded by the rising sea levels

If the rising water doesn't get you, the rats will. And if the rats don't, the mentally compromised who have had all hope and resources cut so we can have more cops on the MTA will.

The entire episode would be cancelled because the cast didn’t have their backstage meals and snack table due to the collapsing bee colonies and supply chain issues

awful week i guess