Things You Wish You Could Do... But Can't

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Is there anything? What's stopping you?
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This is a FBI trap and I'm not going to fall for it.
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I wish I could fly like a bird... but I ain't got wings

it's probably overrated anyway .. "grass is greener" kinda thing.. sky ain't all that
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I wish I could run a 5 minute mile.
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i wish i could have an edible once in a while, but i'd pop hot on a drug test, and i need to retire...because i'm a normie.

i wish i could take a month or two off and hike the PCT or the Continental Divide.

I wish i could run, but two surgeries (neck and back) limit my cardio to mallwalker status.
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dang dude how often do they drug test you? I'd hate to give up pot
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I wish I could dunk a basketball.
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macphisto wrote:I wish I could dunk a basketball.
Get an adjustable hoop and feel like Vince Carter
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
macphisto wrote:I wish I could dunk a basketball.
Get an adjustable hoop and feel like Vince Carter
You don't understand, I don't have hands.
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get drunk with my friends without spending hours crying at the end
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hug my long distance partner
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Ms Harmless wrote:hug my long distance partner
:heartbeat:
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Ms Harmless wrote:get drunk with my friends without spending hours crying at the end
That's real. :heartbeat:
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I wish I could think of something I passionately wanted to do... but can't... but I can't
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tree_ wrote:dang dude how often do they drug test you? I'd hate to give up pot
not too often, but I’d rather wait until I can comfortably retire or the fed changes the rules for employees.
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how many years til you can retire?
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Fix my neck
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yer neck's broke?
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It holds my head up but can't turn it very well many days. I look pretty comical turning my entire torso around to see around me.
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damn that sucks dude .. can you not drive cause of it?
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