Let's All Laugh at Pitchfork

Other than Pearl Jam, who else is there?
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tragabigzanda wrote:Nothing funny about this until you hear the music:
aya
im hole
The boundless debut from the London-based artist is a delirious tug of war between pleasure and unease, shuttling between club sounds and psychedelic mind states with a steely, unbridled intensity.
Best New Music: 8.2
https://aya-yco.bandcamp.com/track/some ... -9th-floor
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tragabigzanda wrote:Nothing funny about this until you hear the music:
aya
im hole
The boundless debut from the London-based artist is a delirious tug of war between pleasure and unease, shuttling between club sounds and psychedelic mind states with a steely, unbridled intensity.
Best New Music: 8.2
https://aya-yco.bandcamp.com/track/some ... -9th-floor
There was music in that song?
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Gonna set that as my morning alarm
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That album's getting a lot of acclaim, The Quietus also had a huge feature on it. Very much not for me
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Lol. Amazing.

Pitchfork is so up their own ass it’s not even fun to mock them anymore. And it’s been like this for years.


Yet here I am….
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Trag had me checking out The Geraldine Fibbers (thanks for that) which lead me to the wiki page about Butch. That led me to check out pitchfork's review in the page links, which brought me to this curiosity of early internet. Fun to see Pitchfork this raw and embryonic.

https://web.archive.org/web/20010304051 ... utch.shtml
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https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/ku ... -my-moves/
Kurt Vile
(watch my moves)
7.4
by: Sam Sodomsky
Listening to (watch my moves) is not like watching a man relax in a hammock. It’s more like following him as he peruses the house for all the right snacks and just the right book, as he steps into the yard to assess his surroundings and find a sweet spot in the sun, as he sets up a hammock between two trees and settles in to recline until, aw man, it’s time to get dinner goin’.
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washing machine wrote:https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/kurt-vile-watch-my-moves/
Kurt Vile
(watch my moves)
7.4
by: Sam Sodomsky
Listening to (watch my moves) is not like watching a man relax in a hammock. It’s more like following him as he peruses the house for all the right snacks and just the right book, as he steps into the yard to assess his surroundings and find a sweet spot in the sun, as he sets up a hammock between two trees and settles in to recline until, aw man, it’s time to get dinner goin’.
I actually really like where this thought ended up. I picture an afternoon in the life of rm user: dad.
i have definitely been known to assess my yard.
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dad wrote:
washing machine wrote:https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/kurt-vile-watch-my-moves/
Kurt Vile
(watch my moves)
7.4
by: Sam Sodomsky
Listening to (watch my moves) is not like watching a man relax in a hammock. It’s more like following him as he peruses the house for all the right snacks and just the right book, as he steps into the yard to assess his surroundings and find a sweet spot in the sun, as he sets up a hammock between two trees and settles in to recline until, aw man, it’s time to get dinner goin’.
I actually really like where this thought ended up. I picture an afternoon in the life of rm user: dad.
i have definitely been known to assess my yard.
Describe your pre-mow ritual.
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washing machine wrote:
dad wrote:
washing machine wrote:https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/kurt-vile-watch-my-moves/
Kurt Vile
(watch my moves)
7.4
by: Sam Sodomsky
Listening to (watch my moves) is not like watching a man relax in a hammock. It’s more like following him as he peruses the house for all the right snacks and just the right book, as he steps into the yard to assess his surroundings and find a sweet spot in the sun, as he sets up a hammock between two trees and settles in to recline until, aw man, it’s time to get dinner goin’.
I actually really like where this thought ended up. I picture an afternoon in the life of rm user: dad.
i have definitely been known to assess my yard.
Describe your pre-mow ritual.
first, i grab a set of Bluetooth earbuds, and find something to play, preferably something loud I can hear when mowing. also, now that we have a dog i make sure the yard is free of dog crap. then i edge and weed whack.

then, it's on...
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dad wrote:
washing machine wrote:
dad wrote:
washing machine wrote:https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/kurt-vile-watch-my-moves/
Kurt Vile
(watch my moves)
7.4
by: Sam Sodomsky
Listening to (watch my moves) is not like watching a man relax in a hammock. It’s more like following him as he peruses the house for all the right snacks and just the right book, as he steps into the yard to assess his surroundings and find a sweet spot in the sun, as he sets up a hammock between two trees and settles in to recline until, aw man, it’s time to get dinner goin’.
I actually really like where this thought ended up. I picture an afternoon in the life of rm user: dad.
i have definitely been known to assess my yard.
Describe your pre-mow ritual.
first, i grab a set of Bluetooth earbuds, and find something to play, preferably something loud I can hear when mowing. also, now that we have a dog i make sure the yard is free of dog crap. then i edge and weed whack.

then, it's on...
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tragabigzanda wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Top 10 maybe?
Hello Morning
Close Captioned
The Kill
Place/Position
Do You Like Me?
Latest Disgrace
Recap Modotti
Nightshop
Break
Life & Limb
I'd maybe bump Life & Limb for Epic Problem
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¨atlanta - rapper - skateboarder - extreme¨

she was made by the algorithm right?
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Desperately clinging to the cultural postures of one's fading youth.
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Still not half as cringey as the Kurt Vile review Reid posted.
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this place finding aya im hole feels like a fever dream, the bits ive heard from it are cool
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96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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is music criticism the most terminal of the art criticisms?
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